8 things overheard during Sunday’s Chiefs win over the Chargers

On Sunday afternoon the Kansas City Chiefs turned in a convincing 31-17 victory over the Los Angeles Chargers. Here’s some of what Tom Ruprecht overheard on GEHA Field at Arrowhead Stadium.

1. “With 76,000 fans rabidly rooting against them, the Chargers must feel like this is a home game!”
2. “The Chiefs never have an offensive problem that can’t be solved by a Giants or Jets reject.”
3. “So lemme get this straight: the Jets couldn’t figure out how to use… a punt returner?”
4. “Amazing! Kelce’s gone 29-for-29. He’s been in every one of the last 29 commercials!”
5. “Seeing Kelce get open against triple coverage makes me think he’s the perfect guy to teach Taylor how to avoid the paparazzi.”
6. “What an inspiring moment it’ll be for failures everywhere when Justin Herbert is inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame with a sub-.500 record.”
7. “So Taylor... when you were growing up, was National Tight Ends Day a big deal in your house?”
8. “Great news, Chargers fans! You didn’t lose a one-score heartbreaker today!”