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Rules for buying a Kansas City Chiefs jersey

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From the FanPosts -Joel

I'm in the market for buying a new Chiefs jersey. Before I choose which one, I need to lay out the rules for buying a jersey. And AP users, I need your help.

Rule Number 1

Pick a player who's gonna be here for awhile. Nothing like buying a jersey for a player who will be shipped off or cut in two years. Now that jersey represents bad vibes.

Rule Number 2

I love offensive linemen. Very vital pieces to the team. But under no circumstances should you be caught dead in a left tackle jersey. It's just not right. The same goes for kickers (sorry Santos).

Rule Number 3

Now we all have responsibilities, families, bills, and vices. But I am near violently against t-shirt jerseys. This may be football’s worst invention. Buy a jersey, not a t-shirt with a number on it.

Rule Number 4

If you’re gonna purchase an older jersey, please make sure it's a real legend. No one wants to see your Tamarick Vanover jersey anymore, man.

Rule Number 5

Who cares what I say? As long as it's red and yellow and you having a great time, WEAR WHAT YOU WANT!!! GO CHIEFS!!!!

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