Jacob Feldman of Sports Illustrated got some outstanding quotes from Chris Jones on his wardrobe malfunction at the 2016 NFL Combine. By outstanding, I mean hilarious.
Jones was running the 40-yard dash on that day last year when he fell halfway through and something came out. The quotes in this story explain it:
“My d*** came out.”
Say that again?
“I looked down and the hummer is out. I try to cover it up. I'm thinking to myself, ‘little kids are watching.’”
OMG.
“I’m thinking to myself, ‘How long was this thing out?’”
Please go read this story so we can thank the author for pulling out (hey-o!) some of the best quotes in recent Chiefs memory.