Your 2015 Kansas City Chiefs fan holiday gift guide

From tire tatz to Zubaz.

By Matt Conner Nov 27, 2015, 12:47pm CST

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It's Black Friday. Most of you are likely out and about and/or still passed out in a food coma from yesterday, but I've gotta believe in the relative intelligence of Chiefs Nation to be smart enough to shop online. And if you are out, I'll believe you're stuck in line and reading up on your favorite team's news.

To help those of you lounging at home or frustrated in line, allow us to help with your 2015 Kansas City Chiefs fan holiday gift guide.

★★★

CHIEFS TIRE TATZ

Are you tired of rolling down your windows in the winter just so you can show off your Kimble Anders jersey? Show your pride in the Chiefs from the warm comforts of your vehicle with Kansas City Chiefs Tire Tatz. If you purchase these Broncos figurines, you can show your children how Christian Okoye ran over everyone! (Advice: Do not put these on your tires if you live in San Diego, Oakland or Denver.)

★★★

ANYTHING BY CHRIS SEMBOWER

Chris Sembower needs no introduction here. Most of us are longtime admirers of Chris's incredible work, and it's been fun to watch his work become appreciated by a wider base these last few years. If you're local to KC, check out his store 21G: Art With Soul located inside the Oak Park Mall in Overland Park. If not, at least go online to check out cool pieces and prints like the signed Neil Smith. (Above)

★★★

$1,500 PAJAMA PANTS

A Chiefs player will probably buy these, because the rest of us can ill afford pajama pants that go for $1,498. The small and large sizes are only $14.98, but my guess is the medium-sized pants are made of Anthony Sherman's toughness.

★★★

CHIEFS ZUBAZ PANTS

It's Zubaz. What else is there to say?

★★★

WOMEN'S CUCE SHOES RED CRUSADER HIGH HEEL BOOTIE

I don't even know what any of this means.

★★★

PORTABLE INFRARED HELMET-SHAPED HEATER

If this is really just a portable heater, then you don't need me to describe what it does. But words like infrared and the fact that it looks like another droid from the new Star Wars (plus the fact that it's $230) makes me believe there's more to this hot red sphere than meets the eye. Maybe it tells the future. Maybe it steals your wife. For $230, that's not a bad deal for some of us.

★★★