It started with a link to the Kansas City Chiefs shop. Someone had mentioned that the NFL was holding a special clearance sale, and I was interested if only to see just how good the prices were. I wasn't prepared for what came next.
Not only can you grab jerseys of some of your favorite ex-Chiefs, but the team's clearance section is the perfect place to shop for the Chiefs fan in your life. Looking for gifts that will amuse? Check. Surprise? Absolutely. Here are some of our favorite clearance items (but check out the full list for yourself):
Chiefs Bomber Jacket
That's a lot of brown.
Chiefs Bear/Blanket/Napkin Holder?
I have to admit I don't know what this is. If it's a napkin, why won't the bear let go? If it's a blanket, then does the Bear stare at you while you're sleeping? Perfectly strikes that cute/creepy balance.
Chiefs Garden Troll
I don't have a garden, so I have no idea whether or not garden trolls are really necessary. What I have learned, however, is that trolls have a single foot with eight toes. Also see: Ryan Sims without his helmet.
Chiefs Ladies Red-Gold Sports Extension Hair Clips
I'm pretty sure David Coverdale was wearing these in his hair when I saw Whitesnake in concert.
Ladies Chiefs Boots
Chiefs Frog Player Figurine
I just don't know.
Brady Quinn Jersey
Let us know some of your favorites. Here's the full list here.