Kansas City Chiefs newest free agent signing is pretty funny

The Kansas City Chiefs went to the dark side with their latest free agent signing, agreeing to terms with former Oakland Raiders DT Vance Walker, who inked a 3-year deal with Kansas City. The new Chief took to Twitter to say hello to his new fan base.

Note: Read more from Vance Walker here

Chiefs Fans!! Can't wait 2 ball out in arrowhead, & take this division by force. Then, eat some KC barbecue. In that order. Hail 2 da Chiefs

— Vance Walker (@SwaggerVance99) March 15, 2014

Also of note: Vance Walker is hilarious. At least going by his Twitter page, which is filled with jokes.

A few examples to read while we await hearing from Walker later today.

Sorry, your password must contain the entire alphabet, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies

— Vance Walker (@SwaggerVance99) March 11, 2014

Imagine if ur fridge did what you do to it everyday-Every half hr it goes to your room opens the door and stares for 5 minutes. then leaves

— Vance Walker (@SwaggerVance99) March 4, 2014

Mom: you failed your English test, didn't you son? Me: WHO TELLED YOU?!

— Vance Walker (@SwaggerVance99) March 3, 2014

I just saw a little girl get a "You're #1" sticker.. She read it, "You're hashtag one." We're doomed.

— Vance Walker (@SwaggerVance99) March 2, 2014

If youre going to call the cops every time you spot me in your bushes, I don't think this relationship is going to work.

— Vance Walker (@SwaggerVance99) February 21, 2014

Anyone notice that wedding vows and Miranda Rights are pretty much the same thing?

— Vance Walker (@SwaggerVance99) February 20, 2014

Things I didn't learn in high school... pay bills. Buy a home. Apply for college. But thank goodness I can graph a polynomial function

— Vance Walker (@SwaggerVance99) January 29, 2014

NFL catch rules are absurd. "Even though it looked like he caught it, he hadn't accepted the ball into his heart. Therefore, incomplete.".

— Vance Walker (@SwaggerVance99) January 23, 2014