'Manti Te'o would be a perfect fit for the Chiefs because they don't exist either' and other tweets

OK, this is kinda funny.

Manti Te'o would be a perfect fit for the Chiefs because their team doesn't exist either

— Evil Mike Tomlin (@EvilMikeTomlin) January 17, 2013

So is this one.

Somewhere Scott Pioli is shedding a single tear while crossing Manti Teo's name off his list of "the right 53"#chiefs #patriotway

— Skeeter Valentine (@SMITHSCD) January 17, 2013

Not bad here, either.

Breaking .... Scott Pioli drafted Manti Teo's girlfriend in 2011. Thought she was an LSU defensive end. #Chiefs @thefakened

— Chiefs Locker Room (@Chiefslockers) January 17, 2013

These are dumb.

*Manti Te'o's phone rings* "Hello son, I'm with the Kansas City Chiefs. We'd like to draft you #1." Manti wants to believe. But Manti can't.

— Meat Popsicle (@NotTheRealShaq) January 17, 2013

The Chiefs have now moved Manti Te'o's girlfriend to number seven on their big board.

— sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) January 16, 2013

Manti Teo should still be drafted 1st round, what's worse punishment than getting drafted to the Kansas City Chiefs?

— J Soave (@cumdawgs) January 18, 2013

Kansas City Chiefs plan to draft Manti Te'o #1 overall, because they feel that Te'o will think that Andy Reid is a real coach. #Teo

— B-Torp (@btorp15) January 17, 2013

The Chiefs should draft Manti Teo first and then call it a hoax #mantiteo

— Mike (@mguanc1488) January 17, 2013

This is every Chiefs fan:

Honestly manti teo is a fucking fraud. Unless he gets drafted by the chiefs. Then I fucking love that dude and he just made a big mistake.

— Chris Shelley (@ChrisShelley18) January 17, 2013

But seriously, what would you think of this one?

What happens if the #Chiefs draft Geno Smith 1-1 and then Manti Te'o falls to KC at 2-2.Crazy, but what if? You happy, sad, appalled?

— Jeffrey Hurn (@DocJHurn21) January 18, 2013