Once upon a time there was a very, very good Conerback named Brandon Flowers. Flowers was SO good he got LOTS of money from his favorite team, The guy who player across from him was also named Brandon, but people didn't think the other Brandon was very good, until he was.
And when he was good, he was very, very good and told everyone he should get lots and lots of money just like his friend, the other Brandon. And people all throughout the land argued if one Brandon was really as good as the other Brandon. And they argued and fought and argued some more.
And that's the end of the story because there are no more pages in this fairy tale book ... so you'll just have to find something else to talk about. Happy Saturday Night!