Craigslist: Man wants to trade for Chiefs tickets, offers unopened can of Dr. Pepper

We've been offering you cheap Kansas City Chiefs tickets through our ticket partner, TiqIQ. Unfortunately not even TiqIQ can match the deal this person on Craigslist is offering: an unopened can of Dr. Pepper for two KC Chiefs tickets.

Here's the ad...

I will trade an unopened can of Dr Pepper for two Chiefs tickets. The Jaguar emblem is not included, just the can of pop. The emblem is already sold. Please include phone number so I will know you are not spam.