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The 2011 Arrowhead Pride Mock Draft continues with Arrowdread choosing for the Buffalo Bills at No. 34...
With the 34th pick in the AP Mock Draft, Buffalo Bills select...
Brooks Reed, LB, Arizona
6'3", 263 lbs with excellent speed off edge. Three- year starter in the Conference of Champions. 100+
tackles and 17 sacks against NFL-level competition. Hard hitter with animalistic instincts. Has the
potential to be 10+ sack a year type rusher.
Haters will claim Reed is nothing but another Bro from the brodeo that is the University of Arizona. The
Bro-haters are right, Reed is defintately a Bro, but haters don't recognize, Bros are the shit. And as a
Tucson local, Reed is a different breed of Bro. Anyone who has been to the Old Pueblo knows all about
the T-Locs. Sure Reed loves poundin' brews and icin' his Bros at Gentle Ben's or Dirtbags, loves scoping
slam pieces at the Student Rec center, and loves mashin' 3am burritos at Los Betos. But another thing
Bros love is sacking QBs. Nothing other than taking a one-way ticket on the Pound Town Express beats
the rush of a huge QB sack. And sacking QBs is what Reed does best.
Bro-haters will also claim Reed doesn't have the smarts to play in the NFL. Sure, the University of
Arizona is easier to get into than LadyChief's pants. But Bros don't go to Arizona to study. They go there
cause they got rejected from USC and UCLA and need a good place to work on their tans and pick some
high quality slam pieces. How smart do you need to be to lower the head and blow up QBs? One trick
pony? Blowing fools up is a pretty good trick to have.
Another thing every bro loves is to lift. This is a staple in their lives, and the gym is like a church. Reed
is no different than his fellow bros. Getting jacked up and looking good for the ladies is a must for all
bros. Another thing bros love are steroids. Juicin' help bros get that extra edge. Look at juicin' bros like
Brian Cushing and Clay Matthews. Both are willing to do whatever it takes and both dominate. Reed is
definitely from this same mold.
Buffalo is in desperate need of some bros. When non-bro Ryan Fitzpatrick is your QB, you know your
team is in trouble. A straight Bro like Brooks Reed will get all the Buffahos hot and bothered, and bring
some hype to upstate New York. And that's what the Bills need most. Hype and cash. Bros love getting'
that paper. And a bro like Reed can make it rain in Buffalo.
Being a bro is much more than getting wasted and taking bitches to Pound Town. It's about being the
best at whatever you do. Dominating is a very bro thing to do. Brooks Reed dominates O-lineman, and
dominates QBs. Definitely a bro. Buffalo will now be known as Broffalo.
Full Schedule And Results:
1. Carolina Panthers (ChiefsFan90s) - Missouri QB Blaine Gabbert
2. Denver Broncos (craig in calgary) - Clemson DE Da'Quan Bowers
3. Buffalo Bills (Arrowdread) - Auburn QB Cam Newton
4. Cincinnati Bengals (Dirty South Chiefs Fan) - Georgia WR A.J. Green
5. Arizona Cardinals (tmurawsk) - Texas A&M OLB Von Miller
6. Cleveland Browns (H2E) - Auburn DT Nick Fairley
7. San Francisco 49ers (Another Successful Tedford QB) - LSU CB Patrick Peterson
8. Tennessee Titans (ejr58) - Nebraska CB Prince Amukamara
9. Dallas Cowboys (IamtheGreatest) - Alabama DL Marcell Dareus
10. Washington Redskins (nmchief) - Alabama WR Julio Jones
11. Houston Texans (FalconMF27) - Missouri DE Aldon Smith
12. Minnesota Vikings (Raven Hawk) - USC OT Tyron Smith
13. Detroit Lions (Matt Hays) - Boston College OT Anthony Castanzo
14. St. Louis Rams (Sam D) - Illinois DT Corey Liuget
15. Miami Dolphins (YerganFlurgan) - Alabama RB Mark Ingram
16. Jacksonville Jaguars (GenericBrand) - Cal DE Cameron Jordan
17. New England Patriots (averagegatsby) - Temple DE Muhammad Wilkerson
18. San Diego Chargers (Chiefscafan58) - North Carolina DE Robert Quinn
19. New York Giants (flowers 24) - Florida C Mike Pouncey
20. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (PSUkegreen) - Purdue DE Ryan Kerrigan
21. Kansas City Chiefs (Matt_Grbac) - Baylor NT Phil Taylor
22. Indianapolis Colts (saskwatch) - Wisconsin OT Gabe Carimi
23. Philadelphia Eagles (OnlyKCFanNVA) - Colorado OT Nate Solder
24. New Orleans Saints (The Other Patrick Allen) - Georgia DE/LB Justin Houston
25. Seattle Seahawks (Simon from KC) - TCU QB Andy Dalton
26. Baltimore Ravens (Ben S) - Colorado CB Jimmy Smith
27. Atlanta Falcons (stagdsp) - Ohio State DE Cameron Heyward
28. New England Patriots (averagegatsby) - UCLA LB Akeem Ayers
29. Chicago Bears (KillaCity107) - Mississippi State OT Derek Sherrod
30. New York Jets (bradelli58) - Wisconsin DE J.J. Watt
31. Pittsburgh Steelers (scottchief) - Baylor G Danny Watkins
32. Green Bay Packers (Aesthetist) - Iowa DE Adrian Clayborn
Round Two
33. New England Patriots (averagegatsby) - Miami G Orlando Franklin
34. Buffalo Bills (Arrowdread) - Arizona LB Brooks Reed
35. Cincinnati Bengals (Dirty South Chiefs Fan) - Thursday April 7th
36. Denver Broncos (craig in calgary) - Thursday April 7th
37. Cleveland Browns (H2E) - Thursday April 7th
38. Arizona Cardinals (tmurawsk) - Friday April 8th
39.Tennessee Titans (ejr58) - Friday April 8th
40. Dallas Cowboys (IamtheGreatest) - Friday April 8th
41. Washington Redskins (nmchief) - Monday April 11th
42. Houston Texans (FalconMF27) - Monday April 11th
43. Minnesota Vikings (Raven Hawk) - Monday April 11th
44. Detroit Lions (Matt Hays) - Tuesday April 12th
45. San Francisco 49ers (Another Successful Tedford QB) - Tuesday April 12th
46. Denver Broncos (craig in calgary) - Tuesday April 12th
47. St. Louis Rams (Sam D) - Wednesday April 13th
48. Oakland Raiders (mushin) - Wednesday April 13th
49. Jacksonville Jaguars (GenericBrand) - Wednesday April 13th
50. San Diego Chargers (Chiefsfaninca58) - Thursday April 14th
51. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (PSUkegreen) - Thursday April 14th
52. New York Giants (flowers 24) - Thursday April 14th
53. Kansas City Chiefs (Matt_Grbac) - Friday April 15th
54. Indianapolis Colts (saskwatch) - Friday April 15th
55. Philadelphia Eagles (OnlyKCFanNVA) - Friday April 15th
56. New Orleans Saints (The Other Patrick Allen) - Monday April 18th
57. Seattle Seahawks (Simon from KC) - Monday April 18th
58. Baltimore Ravens (Ben S) - Monday April 18th
59. Atlanta Falcons (stagdsp) - Tuesday April 19th
60. New England Patriots (averagegatsby) - Tuesday April 19th
61. Chicago Bears (KillaCity107) - Tuesday April 19th
62. New York Jets (bradelli58) - Wednesday April 20th
63. Pittsburgh Steelers (scottchief) - Wednesday April 20th
64. Green Bay Packers (Aesthetist) - Wednesday April 20th
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