Another unique entry. This time from ArrowDread....
Come gather round for a story I will tell
About a team from Buffalo that plays in the NFL
When looking at the Bills, its easy to see
They're not much different than our hometown Chiefs
We in KC think we know playoff pain
But in Buffalo, its far from the same
We curse Elliot while they curse Norwood
With the game on the line, neither was any good
Four Super Bowls and no ring to show?!
That's enough to make any fan emo
They got a new coach, who we all know well
Can he turn around Buffalo?
Only time will tell
He took chicken shit and made chicken salad
Turned the Tyler Thigpen story into a love ballad
But when KC hired new head coach Todd Haley
We all bid farewell to our old friend Chan Gailey
They got a money punter, Moorman is his name
Last year at Arrowhead, he brought his A game
Kicked an 81 yarder, if my memory serves me right
Colquitt got scared, didn't put up much a fight
Got Marshwan Lynch as their running back
But watch out cause he might just pinch your sac
Gold teeth and all in his gangsta ass grill
Better known at Cal for driving a golf cart on the field
So a punter, an RB, and what else they got?
In a tough AFC East, not much of a shot
Many in Buffalo want QB Jimmy Clausen
But I disagree; don't think he's that awesome
First round QB is not the way to go
Second round pick...Mr. Tim Tebow???
I'm one to believe if you got the money O-line
No matter who is at QB, things will be just fine
So with the ninth pick in the NFL Draft
Buffalo selects a big man who excells at his craft
The Bills pick up the Tackle from Rutgers
Who is nothing like most Jersey shore fuckers
Left side, right side, he's got the flexibility
Very few scouts question his ability.
The problem comes from his attitude
But that just gives him another thing to prove
Many may think that O-line is boring
But no one complains when its touchdowns you're scoring
A big tackle of his skill and sizes
Buffalo's first step towards the ultimate prize
Im ArrowDread, and I bid you good-bye
Now pass the kouchie 'pon the left hand side