Todd Haley during a press conference sounds like most, if not all, NFL coaches. They talk for a while without really saying anything (to be fair, Haley does give worthwhile information during press conferences). The idea of a competitive advantage in the NFL is so ingrained in you that coaches think anything and everything they say publicly can be and will be used as a competitive advantage.
In light of that we've got a good impersonation of Haley. Shan Shariff of 610 Sports (a/k/a @NewSchoolSS) passes along this video from one of his listeners parodying Haley at a press conference.
My only question: Is that supposed to be Josh Looney at the very beginning?