Disclaimer: This is not a joke.
If you're in the doghouse with your lady or your man, you may want to call KC Wolf to fix the problem.
Over Valentine's Day weekend, KC Wolf will make surprise visits....for a price.
The Chiefs sent out a release that KC Wolf will be available for Valentine's Day, a package that includes:
• A surprise visit to your sweetheart’s home or office
• One Red Rose
• Heart shaped box of chocolates
• KC Chiefs Hall of Fame Player Bobble head
• Autographed picture of KC Wolf and a 2009 Chiefs team poster
• KC Wolf Children’s Book or KC Chiefs Cheerleader Calendar
• Souvenir photo of the Occasion
Only $150. Only!
Don't get too worked up, Ms. Primetime. KC Wolf will not be coming to your place.