In the spirit of pure hilarity, UCrawford is now the official ANNE RETART GUPPY FRIDAY poster.  I have intentionally written "official" in lowercase, in deference, and out of respect to PARADE.

It is hereby known that on this day, the 6th of February 2009, the ANNE RETART GUPPY FRIDAY, was made law on AP (if Chris and Primetime permit it, of course). 

UCrawford (UC) is designated as the ANNE RETART GUPPY FRIDAY Supreme Executive Overlord.  

Per this directive, UC is granted the authority to create the ARGF post or designate others, on his behalf, to create ANNE RETART GUPPY FRIDAY posts. The posts, on his behalf, by other members shall only be under the express and direct consent of UC.

In the spirit of ANNE RETART GUPPY FRIDAY, if the ARGF post is not created by UC, any post on a Friday, written by any member, may be designated as the ANNE RETART GUPPY FRIDAY post if it is posted on that day, and meets the ridiculous level determined by UC.  As such, it shall be noted by UC in the comments of said thread that it has been designated as the GUPPY thread.  The aforementioned thread shall be then made open game as the ANNE RETART GUPPY FRIDAY post...hilarity shall ensue.

However, posts that are differing in opinion about the management of the team or coaching are off-limits as the ARGF.  The posts must be in the spirit of the Guppy and the SACKING GROCERIES vein.

CAVEAT:  In all seriousness, we should not attack genuine posts in an attempt to force an ARGF, unless they are truly Guppy/GROCERIES-esque. 

Personal rider:  If any post rejects the empirical awesomeness of Erykah Badu as Queen of Everything, they shall be ignored. :)

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Arrowhead Pride's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Arrowhead Pride writers or editors.