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ANNE RETART'S GUPPY FRIDAY POST: VALENTINE'S DAY ROCKS AND SO DOES GARY GIBBS!!!

NOT ONLY BECAUSE IT JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE A WONDERFUL HOLIDAY MADE ONLY FOR THE FLOWER AND CANDY CONSORTIUMS AND THE BAGGERS OF GROCERIES (KUDOS, JOHN MCGRAW) BUT ALSO BECAUSE THE CHIEFS MAY HAVE DECIDED THAT THE WAY TO FIX THEIR CRAPPY DEFENSE WAS TO HIRE PERHAPS THE GREATEST DEFENSIVE MIND IN THE HISTORY OF THE NFL TO BE THEIR COORDINATOR...GARY GIBBS.  ONLY THE GREATEST COACH IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF OKLAHOMA FOOTBALL.  JUST ASK ANY SOONER FAN.

SO WHAT DO I THINK WHEN PEOPLE BRING UP THE NEW ORLEANS DEFENSE?  SWARMING, THAT'S THE ONLY WORD FOR IT.  SWARMING, DOMINANT, PERFECT EXECUTION...YOU DON'T COORDINATE THE 23RD RANKED DEFENSE IN THE NFL WITHOUT HAVING SOMETHING ON THE BALL.  23RD...THAT'S, LIKE, BETTER THAN ALMOST 10 OTHER NFL TEAMS AND ALL OF THE COLLEGE SQUADS (AND THERE ARE, LIKE, THOUSANDS OF THOSE).  YUP, THE CHIEFS COULDN'T POSSIBLY HAVE CHOSEN A BETTER GUY ANYWHERE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD TO RUN THIS DEFENSE.  EXCEPT FOR MAYBE GUNTHER CUNNINGHAM...THAT GUY HAD TEH BEST DEFENSES A DECADE AGO AND THAT'S WHY THE LIONS WILL WIN THE SUPER BOWL THIS YEAR WITH LEIGH BODDEN AS MVP.

ANYWAY, I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT GIBBS ROCKS AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE GIBBS SUCKS ROCKS AND I'M NOT JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE HE'S MY DAD, I'M SAYING THAT BECAUSE I'M COMPLETELY IMPARTIAL AND BECAUSE UC IS SUCH A MASSIVE TOOL WHO ONLY CARES ABOUT WINS AND LOSSES AND PROBABLY DOESN'T WANT US TO SIGN BRETT FAVRE (WHO JUST BOUGHT A FARM IN LOCH LLOYD) AND COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT WHAT REALLY MATTERS TO CHIEFS FANS, LIKE PROVIDING JOBS TO UNEMPLOYED COACHES IN THESE HARD ECONOMIC TIMES.  THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED WELFARE...BECAUSE WE WANT THOSE GUYS WHO DON'T SUCCEED TO FARE WEL.  ANYWAY, THAT'S IT.

What the hell do you mean it's not Friday?

 

 

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