The Kansas City Chiefs are Taking Applications

From the FanPosts. I really got a kick out of this. -Chris



**All potential employees are evaluated without regard to religion, age, how long you have been on waivers, who you Parcells or Belichick (by the you know them?), veteran status, or a non-job related handicap that might prevent you from blocking.

Position Sought:________________________________________________________________________

How did you learn about the position? (check one)

[ ] ads in KC Star [ ] watched our last game [ ] Parcells told me [ ] I drew the short straw

Name:______________________________ Address:_____________________ City:________________ Sate:__________________ Zip _____________________

What date would you be available for work? _________________ (Could you play this weekend? Please!)

Are you a U.S. citizen, or are you authorized to work in the U.S. without restriction? [ ] Yes [ ] No

Have you ever been placed on waivers by another team? [ ] Yes [ ] No (If yes, then you are hired)

If yes, please describe circumstances ____________ (not really, we don't are still hired)

If employed, are you willing to be submitted to verbal abuse? Isolation if you are hurt? [ ] Yes [ ] No

If you were in a pressure situation would you: [A] take a time out [B] snap the F*#*$^ ball

If you were covering for a punt, would you: [A] down it on the one yard line [B] stick your head up your A#$ and watch it roll into the end zone

If you are blocking for a punt field goal would you: [A] put your head up so as to stop some, say, 275lb guy from jumping over you [B] keep your head up your A#$ so you have a good view behind you of the blocked kick


Last Employer:___________________________________________ Position:_________________________

Was the employer the owner of the [ ] Dophins [ ] Cowboys [ ] Patriots [ ] Cardinals (If so, then you are hired)

Dates Employed: ____________________

Address: ________________________ City:___________________ State: _____________________

Your last Head Coach was: (If not Parcells or Belichick we really don't care) __________________________-

Can you block? [ ] Yes [ ] No (Don't be so hard on haven't seen our guys yet)

Other skills: ________________________ (Seriously, can you block)

Acknowledgment and authorization

In the event of employment, I understand that Pioli talks to his father-in-law and any false or misleading information given in my application or interview(s) may result in discharge. I understand, also, that I am required to abide by all rules and expectations of the employer. And if I cannot catch the F*#$#^ ball, I might be released.

Signature of Applicant: _______________________________________________________________

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