So you know what? Guess who threw a touchdown pass last weekend? Tyler F’ing Thigpen.
Get onboard with "Bones" Thigpen. I know I am.
For those not previously aquainted with our QB's proclivity for the calicite ladies:
With that in mind, here are a series of suggestions for Mitch Holthus and anyone else out there reading. (Also, what the hell, the PARADE will likely have as much reason to use these now as on Sunday).
"And Tyler's out there throwin bones like it's Halloween!"
"Is there a Daft Punk show or is Tyler Thigpen in the building?"
"Dwayne Bowe musta looked like Calista Flockhart out there because Thigpen just nailed him!"
"3rd and 10, more like 3rd and big ole' stegosaurus to 'Bones' Thigpen!"
And for everyone's ThigBONES edification:
*As if you really need to know where the PARADE got this title...