Morning Update (Hump Day Edition)

• The Broncos signed former Buc DE Simeon Rice on Monday. Wait, he's not from Cleveland. Whats going on here?
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• The Church Bells All Were Broken. A fitting title for the first post on our Michigan blog after last week's game.
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• Get used to this Chiefs fans- People calling out our offense.
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• Yep. Whoopi Goldberg is stupid.
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• I don't know why I found this sad but I did- Shaq is asking for a divorce.
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• Herm Edwards used "bootleg" and "Denver" in the same press conference yesterday. Newsflash to the Texans: We can lose the game on the bootleg if you wanted to run it enough. Visions of Jake Plummer running in my head now...
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• If you haven't seen it yet, Fake Teams is a great place to get fantasy info of all varieties.
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• Man, I just have to add this link in. Arrowhead Addict has a comparison of Kelli Croyle and October Russell, Tony Gonzalez's wife. There's a Wednesday story to get you going in the morning.

Ah the dreaded Wednesday of football season. Truly a hump day during the NFL regular season. The game from last week has been hashed out. Next week's game is just a bit far away to blow all of the good commentary so early in the week. Where does that leave us? At the moment, I'm working on NFL power rankings for the week. The SB Nation football guys are getting together to do a site-wide conglomeration of power rankings. Think BlogPoll for the NFL. I'll drop my power rankings in the comment section when I get done with them. Feel free to do the same (or top 10, top 15 or however many you feel like ranking).