Filed under: Quotable By Chris Thorman@christhorman Aug 28, 2007, 12:44pm CDT Share this story Share this on Facebook Share this on Twitter Share this on Reddit Share All sharing options Share All sharing options for: Quotable Reddit Pocket Flipboard Email Dwayne Bowe, telling Terry Bradshaw the first thing he did after getting Lasik eye surgery while in college: "I broke up with my girlfriend." Clownings don't get much worse than that. More From Arrowhead Pride