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Some of the more, ahem, interesting answers given by Kansas City Chiefs cheerleaders in their bio pages. Post draft letdown + long off season= More posts like this.

Brittany:

Career Goal: My goal is to hopefully one day be a famous model! But more realistically I want to run a business of my own.

Sounds like she'll have to fall back on her major which is...COMMUNICATIONS! Oh no! That poor woman will be broke and destitute for the rest of her life!

Heidi:

Favorite game to play (sport, board game, recreational game): Soccer and Mexican Train (card game).

Thanks to the Chiefs staff for parenthetically noting what a Mexican Train actually is because I was starting to wonder...

Jackie:

Something that really "makes my day": Clark. Would that be Clark Hunt Jackie? Thats just creepy.

Celine:

If I could trade places with anyone for a day, it would be: Paris Hilton.

You have to be kidding me.

Mary:

Career Goal: To be a traveling Radiographer.

The word/phrase I tend to use most often? "like."

Good luck Mary. You'll sure as hell need it.

That cheerleader page is so rich with material I'm just going to have to take a deep breath and step away from the computer for a bit. I noticed that a good portion of the Chiefs cheerleaders want to be stay at home architects, would love to meet Oprah and "dance like no one is watching". Am I back in college? I guess thats not really fair because I think a good portion of those girls are actually in college. Anyway, I'm putting my away message up and heading to class.