The Mustache of Balboni
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I bounce betwixt Lawrence and Shawnee, KS. I like booze and pocket billiards. I have an irrational man-crush on Matt Stairs. That's about it. XOXOXO!!!
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Jared Allen has a great sense of humor
by The Mustache of Balboni
on Jul 8, 2007 5:13 PM PDT
From the diaries. Something to get you going on this Monday morning. If you haven't already, take 10 seconds and register for a FREE account so you can start commenting and posting diaries. -Chris
I've been meaning to post this for a while now. A friend of mine got a DUI a while back and somehow managed to get the ticket signed by Jared Allen. Say what you will about the man, but that's just classic and commendable poor taste.
Now he just needs to have Mike Vick sign his kennel...
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T-Shirt Tuesday
by The Mustache of Balboni
on Apr 23, 2007 8:20 PM PDT
Anyone else goin? At least this time we'll start with someone who has a decent shot of staying on the team throughout this year (here's lookin' at you, Affeldt). Sadly I left my Rey Mysterio mask and sombrero in Lawrence, so look for a gaggle of drunk fellows in RF. Or rather, look for a traveling chorus of drunk fellows. Pizza Hut Seat Upgrade can suck it. We'll do it ourselves...
Anywho, I look forward to watching Odie dominate the Sox and having the 'pen blow it in the late innings. I also can't wait for the opportunity to see Gordo get his average above .140. You heard it here first.
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Who's your boy?
by The Mustache of Balboni
on Apr 15, 2007 5:00 PM PDT
Maybe it's the fact that I'm bored (and have a liter of rum & cola in me), but anywho.
Who's your favorite Non-Royal?
For some reason, I find myself rooting for Nick Swisher (A's) pretty consistently. On another note, let's see someone else spell 'consistently' while they're drunk.
Don't judge me.
XOXOXO
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