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David Mims once scored six touchdowns in a game of baseball.
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Refs don't flag David Mims for holding, because anything touched by David Mims is holy.
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David Mims can punch a cyclops between the eye.
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David Mims wears a helmet to protect the other team from his head.
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David Mims > David Mims. Don't believe me? Look it up. It's math.
