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Dog Days of Summer... Time for Bold Predictions!

It's July, Training camp hasn't even started, the draft is long past, there's nothing going on in the world of football.

Which means it is the perfect time to make some BOLD PREDICTIONS. Below you will find complete results for the Chiefs' 2014 regular season, scientifically calculated by the following algorithm: ((OP * OSM) - ((DP / OR) + STP *.7) ) * KAF

Of course, these predictions are not guaranteed and should not be used as the basis for any wager involving actual money. The football does bounce in funny ways. See Luck, A for proof of that.

9/7 -- Tennessee – Opening day, Arrowhead, against a team that doesn’t even have a QB on the roster? Wait, they do? -- W

9/14 – @Denver – Sorry, Pey Pey, but Seattle provided a blueprint on how to handle your passing game. And your only decent RB walked in FA. Bonus bold prediction: Denver is going 7–9 this season. -- W

9/21 -- @Miami – Tannehill is not the answer. -- W

9/29 – New England – Finally, a worthy opponent. Too bad for Brady it is at Arrowhead on a Monday night. -- W

10/5 -- @SF – No way the guys let Alex down in his return to San Fran. No way. – W

10/12 – Bye week. – W

10/19 -- @SD – Maybe we should let the second team play again, just to give the Chargers a fighting chance. Wouldn’t matter. – W

10/26 – St Louis – Don’t sleep on these guys, this could be a surprise. On the other hand, Fisher. – W

11/2 – Jets – We have the better Smith. – W

11/9 -- @Buffalo – Why do we play Buffalo every year? – W

11/16 – Seattle – It’s gonna be loud. – W

11/20 -- @Oakland -- Thursday night game, away, after a bruising game against Seattle, the deck is stacked against us. On the other hand, fuck the Raiders. – W

11/30 – Denver – By this point, we’re riding high while Denver is disintegrating. Sunday night, 10 days rest, Pey Pey gets yet another whooping. – W

12/7 -- @Arizona – Sweet, we get to go to the desert for the winter. -- W

12/14 – Oakland – I’m thinking we will shut these guys out, but maybe they get a late field goal. – W

12/21 -- @Pittsburgh – Sad seeing a proud franchise decline. – W

12/28 – SD – Welcome home, Brandon. The second team wins again. -- W

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