So I decided to change Kendrick Lewis' Wikipedia page once again. Thought maybe some people might enjoy it. Last time I changed it following the playoff loss the edit lasted ten minutes. Hopefully for my own pathetic entertainment it remains up for awhile. Here's the content:
Kendrick Lewis (born June 16, 1988) is now an American football safety for the Houston Texans of the National Football League (NFL). The Texans having signed Kendrick Lewis, have now guaranteed themselves the first pick of next years draft as well. Most GMs around the league refused to sign Kendrick Lewis after having watched film on him. One GM was quoted as saying: "Its like watching a clown but without the clown suit. He's got to be doing this stuff to be funny. It kind of is. I mean he falls over, misses tackles, looks lost at all times. He's trying out for blooper reels at all times". The Texans are hoping his lack of skills will ensure they go nowhere fast in case they make a mistake with the first pick of the draft. He was drafted by the Chiefs in the fifth round of the 2010 NFL Draft. He played college football at the University of Mississippi.
That is all....goodbye