The Kansas City Chiefs went to the dark side with their latest free agent signing, agreeing to terms with former Oakland Raiders DT Vance Walker, who inked a 3-year deal with Kansas City. The new Chief took to Twitter to say hello to his new fan base.
Chiefs Fans!! Can't wait 2 ball out in arrowhead, & take this division by force. Then, eat some KC barbecue. In that order. Hail 2 da Chiefs— Vance Walker (@SwaggerVance99) March 15, 2014
Also of note: Vance Walker is hilarious. At least going by his Twitter page, which is filled with jokes.
A few examples to read while we await hearing from Walker later today.
Sorry, your password must contain the entire alphabet, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies— Vance Walker (@SwaggerVance99) March 11, 2014
Imagine if ur fridge did what you do to it everyday-Every half hr it goes to your room opens the door and stares for 5 minutes. then leaves— Vance Walker (@SwaggerVance99) March 4, 2014
Mom: you failed your English test, didn't you son? Me: WHO TELLED YOU?!— Vance Walker (@SwaggerVance99) March 3, 2014
I just saw a little girl get a "You're #1" sticker.. She read it, "You're hashtag one." We're doomed.— Vance Walker (@SwaggerVance99) March 2, 2014
If youre going to call the cops every time you spot me in your bushes, I don't think this relationship is going to work.— Vance Walker (@SwaggerVance99) February 21, 2014
Anyone notice that wedding vows and Miranda Rights are pretty much the same thing?— Vance Walker (@SwaggerVance99) February 20, 2014
Things I didn't learn in high school... pay bills. Buy a home. Apply for college. But thank goodness I can graph a polynomial function— Vance Walker (@SwaggerVance99) January 29, 2014
NFL catch rules are absurd. "Even though it looked like he caught it, he hadn't accepted the ball into his heart. Therefore, incomplete.".— Vance Walker (@SwaggerVance99) January 23, 2014