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A Cowboy fans take on Miles Austin

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Wow. It's taken me a while to get used to the idea of the Cowboys without Miles Austin. I'm really going to miss him. The glass hamstrings, the alligator arms, the willingness to cash an enormous paycheck for doing almost nothing. It's not going to be the same on Sundays not seeing him standing on the sidelines nursing a chipped nail or ingrown hair while his team gets their butt kicked again. On the sunshine side of the ledger (as Paul Harvey used to say), the Cowboys will save 2.75 million dollars by not paying him not to play. Also, since he's no longer with them, they were able to let the team gynecologist go, as well as saving several thousand dollars a year on Midol and Pamprin. So, fare thee well, Miles. Perhaps the 49ers will sign you. I heard that they signed emotionally fragile malcontent crybaby Jonathan Martin. You two could sit around the locker room reading Tiger Beat magazine braiding each others' hair while the actual men on your team play football on Sundays. Clean out your locker, roll up your Justin Bieber posters, pack 'em in your Hello Kitty backpack and you and your boyfriend have a great life, you complete waste of oxygen.

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