Seriously, think about it. As we know, this is a super-dead time of year that borders on insufferable for NFL fans. So when I read Joel's "58 Days to Kickoff" post, it got me thinking.
Can't we make that the first every Chiefs-only holiday? Seriously, this would give us something Chiefs related to look forward during this time every year. It would give us an excuse to have Chiefs-related parties at a time when we need Chiefs-related anything. Each year we could spend a couple weeks talking about our "58-day" parties that were themed with "Most Obscure Jersey" or "1980's Chiefs Gear" or "Best Memorabilia." Pictures, videos and public embarrassments will ensue.
Maybe the 58th day before training camp would be a better time. Oh, and it must be observed on the Friday prior-t, or the Saturday following the 58th day (or something like that) to ensure we hit a weekend. I will leave it up to Joel for those sorts of details.
Other ideas for this holiday? C'mon, we can do this. We can schedule this. I can't wait for next 58 Day already!
Happy 58 Day, my friends!