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Our new Star D-Line Man.




Risean Broussard. The name strikes fear in his opponents and confusion into any man. Looking at it makes me wonder how would one go about pronouncing that name anyways?!

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I'm here to tell you that Risean Broussard is the next Jared Allen. I know what you are thinking, you are thinking, "man, this Omar guy is crazy. Who does he think he is?". Well I won't tell you who I am. But I will tell you who Ri-sean Bro-srad is. Jarred. Frackin. Allen.

Just look at the similarities. Both men don the same hallowed #69. Both are over 6 feet tall and weigh less than 300 lbs. AND did I mention that they both play on the defensive line?!?

This man among men hails from Hinds Junior College and makes a living of eating Offensive linemen for breakfast.

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LOOK AT THE MUSCLE TONE!

Don't pay no mind to the people talking about how he can't compete in the NFL and that this stage is too big for him. Listen to me instead. I looked this cat up on the youtubes and watched ALL his tape! Seriously, go look him up right now, you won't be disappointed!

I'm telling you, if this guy had an arrow to show how he was trending right now. It would look like this.

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(I'm not sure why the arrow is pointing the wrong way.)

So take it from me. A man who can't predict the future, but one who has access to youtube and can make wild speculation about any player.

Remember this man's name. Risean Bousward.

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Arrowhead Pride's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Arrowhead Pride writers or editors.

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