10 reasons why Travis Kelce > Tim Tebow



So my friends are all idiots.

The other day when Tebow got dropped my friend (who is an idiot, as previously stated) jumped for joy, at the slightest chance that the Chiefs could nab Tebow. I chuckled condescendingly and patted him on the head like I was told to do to Tebow-followers, but he wouldn't let up so I had to let him in on the secret that he's nothing and Tebow is simply terribad. I then went on to explain that the Chiefs got Travis Kelce who has played QB before and said that I'm sure he is about 7x better, as we all know, Travis Kelce is Mims+T-Rich+Priest Holmes+Len Dawson in terms of being a fan favorite for good reason. Check this shit out...

Travis Kelce Highlights: Unseen Footage (via Jason Kelce)


So in light of the fullback conundrum, I return to the greatest Chiefs fan pastime, making fun of Tim Tebow and praising our own personal favorites. Here is my list of reasons as to why Travis Kelce > Tim Tebow.

#1: Tim Tebow is constantly in tears because he's a huge wussy



Look at that crybaby. What a little weenie.

Little known fact, Kelce has literally never cried before and his middle name is Danger.

#2: Kelce is more of a weapon around the goalline... RUSHING!?!?!

UC Versus Rutgers 2009 Highlight Vid (via NateBones85)

Travis Kelce averages a touchdown every four carries. In the above video he runs the read option just a few times and scores twice. As I've said before, Kelce = Tebow + 20. Tim Tebow's ratio probably isn't anywhere near that number. Kelce also averages 5.9 yards per carry despite taking almost exclusively goalline carries. I would LOVE to see him in some wildcat/option packages taking a direct snap.

#3: Travis Kelce is bigger



Travis Kelce is 6'5, 260. Tim Tebow is 6'3 and at best 245 pounds. Advantage Kelce.

#4: Travis Kelce is faster



Travis Kelce's 40 time is 4.61, low of 4.54. Tim Babymouth's 40 time is somewhere in the 4.7's. Advantage Kelce.

#5: Travis Kelce actually CAN play fullback/tight end.



Ok, I don't care what anyone says. Tebow would be awful, even more awful in fact, if he played a position other than QB. I don't care how big he is or how much of a competitior he is, or even how physical he is. As anything other than a QB it would be laughable how shitty he would be. Oh goddamit...


I... I'm sorry Tim. I didnt mean it.


On the subject of tight ends...

#6: Kelce can block.

Travis Kelce Highlights: Unseen Footage (via Jason Kelce)

That's 10 minutes of Travis Kelce knocking people's lights out continuously. When I see Tim being the punt protector it makes me want to die of laughter because he obviously has no idea what the fuck he's doing. It's hilarious, take a look at every blocked kick against the Jets last year and you'll find its all on Tebow.

#7: Kelce has a sick beard.



That's what beards look like, Tim. Not that little prepubescent stubble that you have. Weenie.

#8: Travis Kelce isn't so in your face all the goddamn time



Jesus H. Christ, Tim. I apologize. I'll say gosh darn next time.

Seriously though, if Tim wasn't such a self-righteous poster boy for being absolutely perfect I wouldn't have any problem with him. But he's such a crazy zealot that I can hardly take him seriously.

#9: Travis Kelce isn't an attention whore.



If I had a nickel for every time I saw that image during training camp on NFL Network I would have enough to equal the amount of a quarter (I didn't watch a lot of NFL Network during training camp) but still, that's too many times to see that picture. I'm sick of him. When I turned on the channel to hear Michael Irvin, Marshall Faulk and Rich Eisen discussing "What in the world he was thinking running in the rain with his shirt off" I actually kicked my dog. That's fucking ridiculous.

i don't know how much should be placed on him, but he doesn't let up with the image so he's not helping. From what I've seen of Travis he seems like a calm, cool collected guy who really likes where he's at but isn't so fucking Tebow about it all the time. FUCK!



Finally, #10. Kelce is a better passer.



Watch the Travis Kelce versus UConn vid on YouTube (cant post it for some reason). Skip to the 2:00 mark. That right there is better than anything Tebow will ever do.


Hope you guys enjoy reading as much as I enjoyed writing it.

And if Travis Kelce sees this, I liked you before it was cool!

Go Chiefs, and long live Angry Travis!

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Arrowhead Pride's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Arrowhead Pride writers or editors.

Log In Sign Up

Log In Sign Up

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join Arrowhead Pride

You must be a member of Arrowhead Pride to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Arrowhead Pride. You should read them.

Join Arrowhead Pride

You must be a member of Arrowhead Pride to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Arrowhead Pride. You should read them.




Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.