What’s black and grey and covered in red? Raider’s offense. What are three examples of overconfident, unrealistic groups? 1. The Clantons before the OK Corral incident. 2. The owners of the Titanic. 3. Raider Nation. What are three disasters that seemed like good ideas at the time. 1. Filling airships with hydrogen. 2. Yugos. 3. Drafting Darren McFadden. How do you know when Raider fans practice safe sex? When they paint an "X" on the back of sheep that kick. How do you circumcise a Raider fan? Kick his sister in the jaw. What’s the difference between a pig and a Raider fan? A pig smells bad when it’s alive and smells good when it’s dead (especially BBQ'd). A Raider fan smells bad all the time. How many Raider fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but it takes an entire Emergency Room staff to get it out.