I jumped in the time machine because the suspense was killing me. This is what the Chiefs are going to do in the draft. 1. With the first pick Kansas City selects....Geno Smith, QB, West Virginia. Geno sits out the Senior Bowl to practice for the combine. This proves to be a good move as he posts a 4.43 forty, a 38" vertical leap, benchs 225lbs 26 times, and a 10’6" broad jump. There were reports IMG Trainers bought a medieval rack from the Inquisition Museum. On an unrelated note: Geno is now listed as 6’6" tall. 2. Tyler Wilson QB, Arkansas. During a well televised Senior Bowl, Tyler throws 3 touchdowns. Unfortunately, he stands tall in the pocket and is rocked twice. The second hit breaks both ankles. Luckily Wilson’s head is undamaged. KC takes a flyer, says his ankles (though too small) will recover. 3a. Tyler Bray, QB, Tennessee. Bray pegged as somewhat of a prima donna at Tennessee falls to the third round after news breaks he lied about half the girls he’s dated. There were only 46...during his junior year...and he actually met them. His parents however...didn’t. 3b. Landry Jones, QB, Oklahoma Landry’s stock neither rose nor fell. He played in the Big 12. They don’t have defense in the big 12 so his stock is meh. 4. Zac Dysert, QB, Miami of Ohio. Dysert leapfrogs E. J. Manuel when it was discovered Manuel was actually just a FB who could throw the ball. 5. E.J. Manuel, QB, Florida State The Chiefs decide what the hell..."a fullback who can throw the ball!" 6. Collin Klein, QB, Kansas State The Chiefs decide what the hell, double down..."a fullback who can throw the ball!" 7. Tyrann Mathieu*, CB/S, LSU, The Chiefs take a flyer on an undersized corner/safety. Because, "The secondary could use some help."