If you are like me, then congratulations...you are incredibly handsome! Sorry, I just had to get that out of my system. Anyway, if you are like me, then you've probably been spending the day monitoring Arrowhead Pride for any news that would bring some kind of hope to your bruised red and gold heart. **I apologize for anyone who is currently suffering from an actual bruised heart.** I'm also going to guess that you've been severely disappointed with what has been a very boring, subdued response from the front office. It feels and sounds like no one knows how to generate any hope after this 0-2 start. Well, do not fear my fellow APr's, I have volunteered my services as a PR agent to Mr. Pioli below after the jump (or the magical star divide), and I believe my ideas can help us all out in this, our darkest hour.

Mr. Pioli,

Right now, all of Chief's nation is looking for some kind of action that indicates that something is being done. So, without further ado, may I suggest that you hire a Defensive Coordinator. It doesn't have to be some super-sleek name that makes everyone gasp in excited approval. It could be anyone that could stand there and look like they are calling plays while Romeo does the actual work. Just the appearance of action alone would give us fans some form of hope to cling on to. You got to work with me here, Scotty!

Next, it's obvious to me that we can't replace Romeo Crennel this early, but it wouldn't hurt to drop the names of other big-name coaches during TV, Radio and Web interviews. This would do a couple of things. First, it would help give hope that you are indeed serious about changing things, even if you aren't. Second, it would light a fire under Romeo to get things right. Or it could totally demoralize him. But, you can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs. Right?

Then, we mess with the players a little bit by starting guys like Siler and Allen for a game or two. It gives those two a shot and maybe tells everyone that no one is safe. Lean on Romeo until he does it. Or make him think it was his idea. Manipulate the mans face off!

Finally, it couldn't hurt to upgrade your look. Nothing says "I'm a man in control" like a rainbow circus afro. Also, you should do all your appearances holding a fuzzy kitten. Nothing improves an image more than a fuzzy kitten. It will also blunt the anger people may have for you. You know I'm right, Scotty! You know I'm right.

SuperMegaChief