If you tuned in for the 2012 NFL Week 1 regular season games, then these are things that you already know.

Tony Romo is finally clutch; while Eli Manning and the Giants are done for. Enjoy the Super Bowls you had Eli, because you get no more.

Chicago has the best offense in the NFL.

RG3 is in the house y’all! The Redskins/RG3 have now surpassed the Saints/Brees. Hope it was fun while it lasted Drew, now we all know it was the bounty program that drove your success.

Speaking of RG3, the Colts screwed up bigger than anyone in the NFL, ever. Letting go of Peyton Manning and missing on RG3? Wow, those fans should revolt.

The Jets have the second best offense in the NFL.

Alex Smith has finally proven his draft stock and is better than Aaron Rodgers. Finally! Nobody thinks I’m crazy anymore in this QB driven league.

Russel Wilson can’t even beat the Kolb/Skelton Cardinals. Bust. The Chiefs demolished the Cardinals in the preseason.

Cam Newton has begun his sophomore slump; enjoy the 10 points per game, Panthers fans.

Dear NFL teams, time to call it a season. Peyton Manning is Peyton Manning, smooth sailing from here on out for the Broncos. All we need now is a Tebow touchdown in order for ESPN to officially splooge and take a nap.

And a quick note on the Chiefs, their two best run defenders were out (Hali and Flowers). This proves that the Crennel 2 gap system is not built to stop today’s passing game.

God I love that.

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