"I apologize to my teammates, the Hunt family, the Kansas City Chiefs organization and most importantly, our fans. I accept the discipline from the league and will return week 2 of the NFL season with a commitment to erase this mistake with my play on the field and my conduct off of it."
An NFL spokesman tells the KC Star's Kent Babb that this is a "unique" suspension and it "isn't defined specifically" in the substance abuse policy. (Which explains why I didn't understand anything I just read in the CBA.)
So he's suspended. There's just not any clarity as to why exactly.