And the fortune is very good.
One time we had a family dinner at a Chinese restaurant and Chris picked up his fortune cookie when they brought it to the table. Strangely, there was no fortune inside his cookie. So he asks the waitress for another fortune cookie and, stunningly, there was again no fortune inside the cookie. Two straight fortune cookies without a fortune. Chris has some bad luck (as evidenced by the black jeans he wore last weekend...but that's really more of a fashion problem.)