Good evening everyone. I've spent the last three days in beautiful Hendersonville, NC, visiting the mother-in-law. Far and away the coolest things to happen down here was seeing one of the famed White Squirrels of Brevard County North Carolina. Damn thing just popped up in the backyard yesterday. I had no idea that non-albino white squirrels existed.

I know. My life is really, really exciting, right? This is your open thread for the evening. Use it to talk about whatever you'd like.