Lost my job Monday. Are any of you hiring?

I've always wanted to move to Kansas City and now seems to be a good time. If anyone's hiring, let me know - $50k/year minimum is my requirement. I'm a 29-year old college grad with years of customer service, sales, and entrepreneurial experience and I've worked in higher education, retail, fitness, and in the coffee business. I have a background as a college football player and I'm the president of my high school's alumni football association, so I'm dedicated and work hard. If anyone has leads on anything, let me know - thanks! Sorry for the non-football post, but I figured this was worth a shot!