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BREAKING QB NEWS!

Unnamed sources have told me Ricky Stanzi is a boss, and is slaying the poonani all over KC. Sources also say that he will start next season and throw for 6k yards, 55TDs, and 0 interceptions. Apparently, when Pioli flew to Miami to present a contract to Manning, Stanzi jumped out from around a corner and popped Peyton in the mouth. Pioli high-fived Stanzi and kicked Peyton in the sack. Then they did a half-pound of blow with 20 strippers, tore up the Miami night life, and headed back to KC to start Super Bowl parade preparations at the Plaza, right before getting wasted again at the P&L and knocking out various college bros. Ricky Stanzi never sleeps. God Bless America

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