BREAKING NEWS Peyton Manning went to bed before me tonight. This means that he will no longer be able to eat or drink but reliable sources tell me that he did have a small glass of water and a potty break before bed. Also confirmed by a league official, Peyton Manning is much richer than any of you reading this. Thus causing mass feelings of underachievement when reading about Peyton Manning. More to follow..
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