How Do We Know?

by RememberDelaney37 on Feb 8, 2012 9:03 PM CST

Close your eyes, clear your head of all objective clouds and ask yourself these questions:

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- How do we know Scott Pioli is committed, to a fault, to Matt Cassel?

- How do we know that he wouldn't have brought in Kyle Orton regardlessof Matt Cassel's health and playing ability?

- How do we know the team won't make significant player personnel moves this offseason?

- How do we know that Meadow didn't run into the diner and start killing all of her fellow Soprano family members herself in the final episode?

- How do we know that the work enviroment is bad at One Arrowhead Drive?

- How do we know that Clark Hunt doesn't want to spend money on free agents?

- How do we know that Brian Daboll will ultimately fail with this offense?

- How do we know my place of employment doesn't know I'm typing this post on company time?

- How do we know that the team has tried to bring in many of the free agents us fans clamor for, but they didn't want to sign here for one reason or another?

- How do we know that if the team drafts at pick 11 or 12 in this year's draft that they didn't try to trade up to draft a QB?

- How do we know Pioli only wants "Patriot retreads" by using the "Patriot Way" to ultimately create "Patriots West"?

- How do we know that the best Super Bowl commercial this year was the KIA/man-dream involving Motley Crue, a rhino rodeo, a giant sub sandwich and many bikini-clad women?

- How do we know there was a rift between Haley and Weis, as well as Haley and Pioli, and no coach or player wants to come here?

- How do we know that the team would be better off without Clark as the owner and Scotty P. as the GM?

- How do we that Arby's Sauce is the best fast food condiment ever created?

- How do we know that Pioli liked Daboll because he is willing to adapt an offense to the players' strengths, not try to change players to fit the offense?

- How do we know that Tony Moeaki, Eric Berry, and Jamaal Charles will come back 100% this next season?

- How do we know that the local media is constantly just trying to stir up crap about this team for any reason ranging from ratings to revealing truth?

- How do we know that Todd Haley gets the "last laugh" going to Pittsburgh?

- How do we know that if Denver could do it, then we could have beat the Pittsburgh in the playoffs?

- How do we know if these questions will ever end?

-How do we know......

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If you answered any of these questions (Chiefs related, that is), in the affirmative or negative, then you know where you stand as a fan of the current team and all of it's management. Mind you, I'm not questioning anyone's loyalty to the Kansas City Chiefs.......not yet anyway.

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Arrowhead Pride's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Arrowhead Pride writers or editors.

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how do we know Delaney isn't actually Scott Pioli?

right … we don’t!

yet …

I hear ya, Delaney … but dude, when you have THIS many questions about THIS many issues … it really should raise some flags, know what I mean?

you’re really getting close to “Blind Loyal Speak-Hear-See no Evil” and it’s getting a bit scary … you see, any one of those questions could just as easily be turned around and asked from the other end of the spectrum and it would all makes just as much sense

How do we know Scott Pioli ISN’T committed, to a fault, to Matt Cassel? We don’t

How do we know that the work environment ISN’T bad at One Arrowhead Drive? We don’t

How do we know that Brian Daboll WON’T ultimately fail with this offense? We don’t

see what I mean? ahhhhhhhhhhhh go ahead, enjoy your Koolaid before it gets warm

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by upamtn on Feb 8, 2012 11:01 PM CST reply actions

I think you should read the last sentence of the post, ups

I'm so overrated, I'm underrated.

by RememberDelaney37 on Feb 9, 2012 12:05 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

Actually, the last paragraph. My mistake

I'm so overrated, I'm underrated.

by RememberDelaney37 on Feb 9, 2012 12:13 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

at least Delaney wasn't answering the questions he posed

in an attempt to sway the reader one way or the other… and have it become clear where you stand.

It is time to anoint the Stanzi. He is The One.

by neiowakcfan on Feb 9, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions

Question: Did you seek the written permission of the face above to use it's face?

"When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had reabsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby."

Fact: Arby’s sauce is, in fact, the greatest fast food condiment, everything else is just colored mayonnaise.

"There will be increased competition at every position, including the quarterback position".-Scott Pioli

by severn58 on Feb 9, 2012 6:09 AM CST reply actions

False: I do not need to ask permission to use anything that belongs to someone that is weaker than I

I'm so overrated, I'm underrated.

by RememberDelaney37 on Feb 9, 2012 6:36 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

Excellent post RD

by Steve_in_RI on Feb 9, 2012 10:54 AM CST reply actions

Nicely done.

It is time to anoint the Stanzi. He is The One.

by neiowakcfan on Feb 9, 2012 1:15 PM CST reply actions

How do we know?

Do we really know anything?

I have perceived notions regarding some of your questions that might or might not have been programmed into me in my sleep. Or Not.

Am I awake Now, as I type this?

Are any of you really real? Or have I made you all up in my own imagination like imaginary friends of my youth?

What is Real?

by Steve_Chiefs on Feb 9, 2012 4:41 PM CST reply actions

I'd like you to meet my friend Harvey ...

by upamtn on Feb 9, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions

Real is just electrical signals interpreted by your brain

Did I just send one to your brain, telling you to respond to this post? Telling you to question but not to answer until the curtain of uncertainty is lifted?

Zap!

I'm so overrated, I'm underrated.

by RememberDelaney37 on Feb 9, 2012 5:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions

I can feel my Pe....

What did you do to me?

by Steve_Chiefs on Feb 9, 2012 7:43 PM CST up reply actions

How do we know that Kia commercial wasn't the best ever?

It was. Because of this:

And this:

"saints_chiefsfan1979 is a genius" - yes, I lost a bet.

by Tomahawk29 on Feb 9, 2012 4:47 PM CST reply actions

Awesomeness in its totality

Women! Testosterone filled music! Taming of the wild! Food! Beards! And…..Kia???

I'm so overrated, I'm underrated.

by RememberDelaney37 on Feb 9, 2012 5:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions

How do we know dogs aren't weapons?

"There will be increased competition at every position, including the quarterback position".-Scott Pioli

by severn58 on Feb 9, 2012 4:56 PM CST reply actions

ow! ya got me!

by upamtn on Feb 9, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions

REC'd cause of the 8th how do we know down.

classic. made me laugh out loud.

by kc-twitch on Feb 9, 2012 10:01 PM CST reply actions

We know Pioli is commited to cassel because he gave him $63 mil, without proving himself worthy of that kind of money

by ChiefDailyBaked on Feb 10, 2012 1:14 AM CST reply actions

11-5 as a starter the year before....guy did NOTHING in the NFL. /rollseyes.

Add that to the fact that the O-Line sucked Donkey balls, we had Larry 2.7 Johnson as our main RB, and outside of Bowe we had jack for WR’s.

It is SHOCKING that Pioli could get anyone to play QB for KC for that CHEAP. Sorry to tell everyone, but at the time any ‘real’ NFL QB would have been ROTFLTAO at being paid 63 Mil to play with THAT team (would have taken at LEAST 100+ Million for any ‘real’ QB to even think about playing for that 2-14 cr@p fest…because if they took the job it would have been just for money…cuz NO ONE could have won with THAT team).

by DivineGrace on Feb 12, 2012 4:56 AM CST up reply actions