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by Joel Thorman on Feb 8, 2012 7:23 PM CST
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Ben Roethlisberger just found out Todd Haley's gonna be his offensive coordinator.
What's Big Ben saying to himself?
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At least Todd Haley's wife is hot!
Providing COLOR commentary for Arrowhead Pride! AKA The Picture Diva!
"I am not embarrassed to be with a younger man, except when I drop him off at school."-Angie Dickinson, veteran vixen
I had a dream, once.
I’m malicious, mean and scary
My sneer could curdle dairy
And violence-wise, my hands are not the cleanest
But despite my evil look
And my temper, and my hook
I’ve always yearned to be a concert pianist
Can’tcha see me on the stage performin’ Mozart?
Tickling the ivories ‘til they gleam?
Yep, I’d rather be called deadly
For my killer show-tune medley
Thank you!
‘Cause way down deep inside
I’ve got a dream
He’s got a dream!
He’s got a dream!
I have dreams, like you — no, really!
Just much less touchy-feely
They mainly happen somewhere
warm and sunny
On an island that I own
Tanned and rested and alone
Surrounded by enormous piles of money
I’ve got a dream!
I'm listening to your cell phone Todd
by Arrowhead25 on Feb 8, 2012 7:24 PM CST via mobile reply actions 3 recs
"Me and Todd gonna wreck some nightclub bathrooms"
"saints_chiefsfan1979 is a genius" - yes, I lost a bet.
by Tomahawk29 on Feb 8, 2012 7:24 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
"That chick over by the bathroom wants me."
by Tarkus on Feb 8, 2012 7:25 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
She's gonna get it regardless.
At least I can still hate the stinking Raiders!
by Chiefs1 on Feb 8, 2012 7:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions 3 recs
I need to get these nuts back to my tree before Todd slaps them out of my cheeks.
When you gotta go in the lion's den, you don't go quiet. You go in loud, kick the door down and say WHERE IS THE SONUVABITCH. -B. Billick
by Brsrkr on Feb 8, 2012 7:27 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
Haley drinks Jeremiah Weed and water?
Really?
At least I can still hate the stinking Raiders!
by Chiefs1 on Feb 8, 2012 7:28 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I put too much chew in.
At least I can still hate the stinking Raiders!
by Chiefs1 on Feb 8, 2012 7:29 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Listening to a Self-Help CD:
“I am looking forward to a lot of 3rd and long draw plays”
“I am looking forward to a lot of 3rd and long draw plays”
“I am looking forward to a lot of 3rd and long draw plays”
“I am looking forward to a lot of 3rd and long draw plays”
“I am looking forward to a lot of 3rd and long draw plays”
“I am looking forward to a lot of 3rd and long draw plays”
"saints_chiefsfan1979 is a genius" - yes, I lost a bet.
"Big Ben"...
in a crappers position? :-/
WAR Kansas City Chiefs KINGDOM!!!
by Jason Drue Keith on Feb 8, 2012 7:31 PM CST reply actions
I wish Haley WOULD tell me
“Throw the FUCKING ball Ben”…
Clark Hunt and Scott Pioli need to IMPRESS me in 2012....No Settling this year Chiefs Fans!!
Todd told me to keep my favorite plays on the bill of my hat. But I can't read the bill of my hat.
When you gotta go in the lion's den, you don't go quiet. You go in loud, kick the door down and say WHERE IS THE SONUVABITCH. -B. Billick
Planet of the Apes...
The prequel to the sequel!
I don't know...
which is more depressing, having to listen to Haley yelling at me to get rid of the ball, Palko droning on and on about his Hail Mary or having to run draws on 3rd & long? Oh and who’s this Richardson guy?
by KCMikeG on Feb 8, 2012 7:50 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
What a dumb ass
He isnt telling me what to do or what play to run.Does this mean Palko will be my backup.the only reason he is here is because of his Daddy.
by chiefsfool on Feb 8, 2012 7:55 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I can't believe I got benched for Tyler Palko
Carpe Diem
by TEXAN_CHIEF on Feb 8, 2012 7:57 PM CST reply actions 7 recs
Aaaah.. this is the one that was playing in the bathroom of the club that night. I bet Haley likes this song.
Twitter: @RaiderHater86
by ExRoyalsFan on Feb 8, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh No
If my dog had a face like that,i would shave its ass and make him walk backwards.
by chiefsfool on Feb 8, 2012 8:00 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Well it appears I'm screwed
And Mendenhalls career is going to sky rocket.
Do we go fetal and beg for mercy? Or do we pick up that broken piece of pipe laying on the ground and come up swinging? I choose pipe.
Sober (again) since January 10th, 2011.
Todd benched me to make me a better player?
Seriously?
When you fail to prepare, you prepare to fail.
Jamaal above all. #25 ftw.
CHIEFS WILL!
by NJChieffan16 on Feb 8, 2012 8:07 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I don't care what he says
I ain’t going on no damn diet
Keep on matrickl ... Keep on matrincl ... Keep on matripl ... GO CHIEFS!
guess rape's out
Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur!
by Buck'O on Feb 8, 2012 8:13 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions 1 recs
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Top 10 defense and another trip to the playoffs!
Tamba Hali, NFL Sack Leader, 2011
by ArrowSpread on Feb 8, 2012 8:18 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
Fat Albert: "Hey Hey Hey!"
…Wait that’s Big Ben, nevermind.
Chiefs will...
by Simon from KC on Feb 8, 2012 8:20 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
So Haley will relay the play down to the QB coach who will send it to me
Unless Coach Tomlin Vetos the choice at which point I will hear the play from him. Wait what the ….?!?
Trade up for RGIII and profit
Were going back to the Super Bowl
by Supersexy on Feb 8, 2012 8:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I wonder
if this tebowing thing will help me assault more chicks, what do you think big guy in the sky!!
by chiefsnation64436 on Feb 8, 2012 8:43 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Did her, did her, did her, ugh God NO, oh yeah theres my next “girlfriend” now I just need an excuse to use the bathroom
-After this OC fiasco if the Chiefs dont WIN a playoff game in 2012 FIRE SCOTT PIOLI-
-Kool Aid drinking Cassel Believer-
(7-9) My record of picking Chiefs games before the season
(12-4) My Chiefs before the season prediction
Thunder Win-Loss 2011-2012 record (52-14)
Western division champs
NBA Champs over Miami Heat
I didnt think I was that bad
man, he is starting this Palko kid already!
Is he bringing Calabaloo?
An artist formely known as, xxBAxx816
Chiefs 2012 Record will be 12-4, AFC West Champs!!
BJ Penn, the best P4P fighter on the planet.
Chael Sonnen is the savior of the UFC MW divison.
Team Zing!
It's college basketball season. As always, GO CHIEFS and GO DAWGS.
BU--TLE--RU A BULLDOG? HELL YEAH!
by amazingtaters on Feb 8, 2012 9:10 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Wow, that failed
http://imgur.com/5iYuN is what I tried to post.
It's college basketball season. As always, GO CHIEFS and GO DAWGS.
BU--TLE--RU A BULLDOG? HELL YEAH!
by amazingtaters on Feb 8, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
in its own weird sorta way the failed post works as well
-After this OC fiasco if the Chiefs dont WIN a playoff game in 2012 FIRE SCOTT PIOLI-
-Kool Aid drinking Cassel Believer-
(7-9) My record of picking Chiefs games before the season
(12-4) My Chiefs before the season prediction
Thunder Win-Loss 2011-2012 record (52-14)
Western division champs
NBA Champs over Miami Heat
Damn!
I guess I should’a shook his hand instead of flipping him the bird after we won in Arrowhead last year!
You Play to Win the game!!!
Todd thinks he can make me lose weight.
I’ll show him. This sandwich is delicious.
by cheapham on Feb 8, 2012 9:42 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
"And I thought women were drama queens ..."
A Dog's Heart
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.
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by LocoLoboChico on Feb 8, 2012 9:42 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
"So Haley's gonna be my OC huh?.....
Man, my innards are all in knots about that.
…..
Or I just have to take a big shit.
…..
Or I have to pass massive gas from all that BBQ I just ate.
….
Yup, it was the Que."
by Eastcoastransplant on Feb 8, 2012 10:36 PM CST reply actions
Who? Todd Haley? I shit bigger than Todd Haley.
My earliest Chiefs memories are watching guys named Dawson, Podolak, Taylor, Thomas, Bell, and Buchanan. So, yeah...I'm kind of an old fart.
Damn!
last night’s victim punched the shit out of the right side of my jaw, but I like it when they put up a fight.
by Chief Willie Wildcat on Feb 8, 2012 11:47 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Ben sings patiently to himself
I want my baby back baby back baby back ribs. I want my baby back baby back baby back riiiiiiiiibs.
"We couldn't beat the Chiefs, but we damn near killed their horse"
John Madden 1975 Chiefs-42 Raiders-10
or.........
Maybe he’s just going through this evenings pre-rape check list.
"We couldn't beat the Chiefs, but we damn near killed their horse"
John Madden 1975 Chiefs-42 Raiders-10
by Chiefs_40 on Feb 9, 2012 1:14 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Ben:
Ugggh whatever, but he better not bring that “QB” with him that gave us that one game to back me up.
by Chiefsdodgerslakers2415 on Feb 9, 2012 5:03 PM CST reply actions
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