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by Matt Conner on Feb 18, 2012 2:00 PM CST

For those who need a good laugh this Saturday afternoon, this seems like an interesting conversation to be a part of. What in the world would Sabby Piscitelli have to say to Tim Tebow? We'd love to read your caption.

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I would like to make a confession...

Broncos sucks!

That is all.

by angrydeafman on Feb 18, 2012 2:03 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

Don't worry Tim...

I got herpes from the same girl in Jersey, I got what you need bro.

by DeuceDouglas on Feb 18, 2012 2:05 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

girl or "girl"?

-After this OC fiasco if the Chiefs dont WIN a playoff game in 2012 FIRE SCOTT PIOLI-
-Kool Aid drinking Cassel Believer-
(7-9) My record of picking Chiefs games before the season
(12-4) My Chiefs before the season prediction

Thunder Win-Loss 2011-2012 record (52-14)
Western division champs
NBA Champs over Miami Heat

by slackator on Feb 18, 2012 4:10 PM CST up reply actions

Not sure what Piscitelli is saying...

But Tebow is obviously saying “Get the fuck off me, dude”.

My earliest Chiefs memories are watching guys named Dawson, Podolak, Taylor, Thomas, Bell, and Buchanan. So, yeah...I'm kind of an old fart.

by Scott B. on Feb 18, 2012 2:08 PM CST reply actions

he is telling tblow

they both have a future in gay porn

Carpe Diem

by TEXAN_CHIEF on Feb 18, 2012 2:09 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

otay timmy you can be pitcher too

but only when I say so, bitch!

by tomachop on Feb 18, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

" Can you believe people think we can play football?"

Deron Cherry for HOF :
6x Pro Bowl Selection (1983, 1984, 1985, 1986, 1987, 1988)
Associated Press First-team All-Pro selection (x3) (1984, 1986, 1988)
Associated Press Second-team All-Pro selection (x2) (1983, 1985)
1986 NFL 101 AFC Defensive Player of the Year
NFL 1980s All-Decade Team
6yrs 100+ tackles

by Pacific Chief on Feb 18, 2012 2:11 PM CST reply actions 7 recs

/end thread

by LHO on Feb 18, 2012 5:42 PM CST up reply actions

Piscetelli:

Hey Tim, they say you’re a really nice guy. Any chance I can sleep on your couch when I get thrown out of the league?

Meh...
I don't only want to stand out here when we get our asses kicked... I like to stand out here when we kick somebody else's ass... Big Win, Big Win ~ Todd Haley
@w_a_watts

by Chief-blinders-on on Feb 18, 2012 2:13 PM CST reply actions 3 recs

If, you are Tebow,

yes, the great Tim Tebow!
Prove to me that you’re no fool,
walk across my swimming pool!
(to the tune of Jesus Christ superstar)

Keep on matrickl ... Keep on matrincl ... Keep on matripl ... GO CHIEFS!

by Halfbreed on Feb 18, 2012 2:13 PM CST reply actions 2 recs

Piscetelli;When we going back to the shore timmy?

Idk, i can have my shirt off anywhere now?…

by Kcbiggyblue on Feb 18, 2012 2:17 PM CST reply actions

Tebow: man, that dude's nose-sniffing is annoying...get me away from him

I'm dressin my voodoo doll in stripes every season...

by WorL4Chiefs on Feb 18, 2012 2:17 PM CST reply actions

Hey yo, Timmy!

You think you could introduce me to some of them hot little church bitches?

Follow @Chief_Wildcat

by Chief Willie Wildcat on Feb 18, 2012 2:35 PM CST reply actions

Hey Tim

You got some shit on yo lip dawg

Trade up for RGIII and profit

by ArrowheadHunter on Feb 18, 2012 2:36 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

Piss:" Hey Timmy..."

“Let me introduce you to the Gospel of Teticleese…”…

by KCChef on Feb 18, 2012 2:41 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

Hey Timmy boy!... Orton wanted to give I this!

Pisscateli knees him in the groin!

"Stay Classy Kansas City"

by Mas Cervezas on Feb 18, 2012 2:45 PM CST via mobile reply actions 3 recs

Pisscateli: Pray for me to be an elite saftey

Tebow: Even God cant help your coverage

by chiefs_for_life on Feb 18, 2012 2:50 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

"Come at me, bro."

"[Jamaal Charles] probably fights crime in his spare time while inhaling carbon emissions, exhaling oxygen, and crapping oil. That’s how awesome he is. Not just good for the Chiefs, but America."
- MNchiefsfan

by MtHammer on Feb 18, 2012 2:53 PM CST reply actions

Piscitelli

“whoa Tim…stop Tim…hold on a second Tim…damnit Tim! The camera is on us, bro, you don’t understand how much trim I’m going to be able to pull back in Florida if the bitches back home see me with you.”

Follow @Chief_Wildcat

by Chief Willie Wildcat on Feb 18, 2012 2:56 PM CST reply actions

Tebow

“it saddens me to think even Sabby Piscitelli is one of God’s children.”

Follow @Chief_Wildcat

by Chief Willie Wildcat on Feb 18, 2012 2:58 PM CST reply actions

Piscitelli says:

“Lulz you play QB as well as I play safety!”

► I reserve the right to make up stats to support my arguments.

by .Robert on Feb 18, 2012 3:10 PM CST reply actions 4 recs

Tebow

I can’t believe I suck more than you do!

by bdigital23 on Feb 18, 2012 3:26 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

"FIST PUMP!!!!

What, no fist pump?"

by cheapham on Feb 18, 2012 3:33 PM CST reply actions

"Like warm apple pie."

by ChiTownChiefs on Feb 18, 2012 3:56 PM CST reply actions 4 recs

we both have the same talent level at QB

although I (Piscatelli) dont throw like a mentally handicapped 3 year old girl

Thunder Win-Loss 2011-2012 record (52-14)
Western division champs
NBA Champs over Miami Heat

by slackator on Feb 18, 2012 4:02 PM CST reply actions

Tim

you didnt get those flat knees from praying.

by chiefsfool on Feb 18, 2012 4:22 PM CST reply actions 2 recs

Pssst

I can throw better than you, you flaming mule!

by ChiefofNJ on Feb 18, 2012 4:37 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

So it is true...

you can throw just as well as I can catch.

Go Chiefs!!!!

by ravenhawk on Feb 18, 2012 4:42 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

Can you believe we both play on an NFL field on Sundays??? Me Neither!!!!!

by DocCountry on Feb 18, 2012 4:52 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

Sabby ''TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW''

Timmy ‘’Dude.. not even the lord can help you’’

I don't start arguments, I provoke thinking. -Me
Josh Chichester TE 2012 Draftee

by BAMFSpecialOps on Feb 18, 2012 5:05 PM CST reply actions

Sabby: Timmy, you may have won today, but Pioli's bringing in Manning and a right guard and tackle with the next two picks. Youre screwed

TT: The look on his face says it all.

2012 is looking Awesome!

by Kblomfiee on Feb 18, 2012 5:29 PM CST reply actions

we have a right guard

he need a left guard and right tackle.

by Chiefsdodgerslakers2415 on Feb 18, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions

Left guard and right tackle. Excuse me

2012 is looking Awesome!

by Kblomfiee on Feb 18, 2012 5:29 PM CST reply actions

Left guard and right tackle. Excuse me

2012 is looking Awesome!

by Kblomfiee on Feb 18, 2012 5:29 PM CST reply actions

How come Sabby looks that much bigger than Tebow?

I thought Tebow was 6’3"?

Sabby is 6’3" and looks 2"-3" taller than Tebow?

by Skrappy on Feb 18, 2012 6:06 PM CST reply actions

"There is no god"

This is my signature line. It is full of awesome and win.

by KC_Satchmo on Feb 18, 2012 6:39 PM CST reply actions

Hey, if you ever wanna go out and get a little weird, let me know

by Jayhawks4 on Feb 18, 2012 7:28 PM CST reply actions

"Hey Tim, I just want to thank you for making me actually look like a football player out there today."

I eat success for breakfast....with skim milk.

by ChiefRoyal on Feb 18, 2012 7:29 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

Don't worry, that herpes sore will go away in about a week or so...

Relentless.... Just like the Honey badger....

by Undaunted_Fish on Feb 18, 2012 8:57 PM CST reply actions

"No one is gonna practice harder than me on this team. No one will prepare harder than me on this team.

And no one will get blown up in coverage more than than me on this team. God bless!"

*Aw come on. Don't leave your Uncle T-Bag hanging. - Dr. Funke
*When we blitz, have the LB's do a KC Strip. Do this in remembrance of DT.
*Dear David Glass, as a lifelong Royals fan, I beg you to please sell the team. You have always been the problem; you will never be the solution.

by mistamic on Feb 18, 2012 8:57 PM CST reply actions

lean in and you can hear ....

Piscitelli: I love you man !!!
Tebow: you are not getting hug !!!

Please Draft responsibly we fans can only take so much !!!

by Battle AXE on Feb 18, 2012 9:03 PM CST reply actions

I can't even imagine what Sabby is saying here.

I always wonder though.

Like on MNF this year I just remember at one point Sabby standing there with this goofy look on his face saying some shit to Philip Rivers. I couldn’t help laughing. I just wonder what the hell that boy was talking about.

by bamachief5558 on Feb 18, 2012 10:28 PM CST reply actions