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by Joel Thorman on Feb 17, 2012 1:56 PM CST

Kansas City Chiefs WR Dwayne Bowe is talking to RB Chris Johnson of the Tennessee Titans.

What advice is CJ2K giving Bowe about his impending free agency?

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You guys want some craaack???

Yaaa waaaant it?

Big Gulps EH????? All right.....Welp....See Ya Later!

by XtaC69Chief on Feb 17, 2012 2:01 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

It's all down hill after the contract bro.

I used to be amazing and played very hard. That hard work got me a big pay day and now I get to sit back, relax, and count my green backs.

"We couldn't beat the Chiefs, but we damn near killed their horse"
John Madden 1975 Chiefs-42 Raiders-10

by Chiefs_40 on Feb 17, 2012 2:01 PM CST reply actions

Then Bowe says..........

You know……..Gingivitis is the number one cause for tooth decay.

"We couldn't beat the Chiefs, but we damn near killed their horse"
John Madden 1975 Chiefs-42 Raiders-10

by Chiefs_40 on Feb 17, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions 9 recs

ha...

First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm gonna take 'em as disrespect...

Charter Member of Chief Fans for Neck Beards...Viva La Orton

by SFLChief on Feb 17, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions

Find a good dentist?

In accordance with the prophecy
I am the 1%

by SCKSChief on Feb 17, 2012 2:02 PM CST reply actions

wiff my choppers in this bad o' shape how could da man not pay me da big roll!

by tomachop on Feb 17, 2012 2:07 PM CST reply actions

CJ: “Hey man, after you get paid big, it doesn’t matter if you try to perform anymore!!”

CHIEFS DYNASTY – we’re kind of a big deal

by kabrink on Feb 17, 2012 2:08 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

Bowe: "Larry Johnson told me the same thing"

First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm gonna take 'em as disrespect...

Charter Member of Chief Fans for Neck Beards...Viva La Orton

by SFLChief on Feb 17, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions 9 recs

Dwayne:

“Chris…I can’t understand a damn word out of your mouf”

#82 - Pay The Man & Play The Man

by KansasCityShuffle on Feb 17, 2012 2:09 PM CST reply actions 3 recs

Then Bowe slaps the back of CJs head and says......

spit dim marbles out…..BITCH!!!

"We couldn't beat the Chiefs, but we damn near killed their horse"
John Madden 1975 Chiefs-42 Raiders-10

by Chiefs_40 on Feb 17, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

Dude, brush your friggin teeth.

by bossmanham on Feb 17, 2012 2:12 PM CST reply actions

Bowe:

“Plz join me later in the hotel, I swear i am not going to tell anyone about the girls”

by Chiefs1987 on Feb 17, 2012 2:12 PM CST reply actions 2 recs

Yes, this is clearly a conversation regarding the imports back at the hotel

You beat me to it, so RAC’D

Nicknames I have coined:

Jamaal Charles = 'Haley's Comet'
Shaun Smith = 'Big Nasty'
Kelly Gregg = 'Old Gregg'

by Nick Britt on Feb 17, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions

Come to Tenneessee Bowe,

we be ridin’ dirrrrrty!

Stanzi: "If you don't love it, leave it! USA #1"

by GaryfromIA on Feb 17, 2012 2:13 PM CST reply actions

Bowe to CJ

Thanks to you I’m getting franchised!

by Freezy1 on Feb 17, 2012 2:14 PM CST reply actions 3 recs

Good one...

"We couldn't beat the Chiefs, but we damn near killed their horse"
John Madden 1975 Chiefs-42 Raiders-10

by Chiefs_40 on Feb 17, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions

What up, man?
Chris:
afeoifnobnoeajfioergnaunsefangveoijfoeriamioj, ya heard?
Bowe:
WTF did you just say?
Chris:
nmgoanhuoenfiocjaoisejginnrasefjalgjansefna, ya know?
Bowe:
I CAN’T UNDERSTAND A WORD YOU JUST SAID!!!!!!

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

by Chiefy316 on Feb 17, 2012 2:16 PM CST reply actions 4 recs

Those are actually gold teeth

Which is a very unfortunate condition. He would have been better off with just bad teeth.

by Nathan4288 on Feb 17, 2012 2:17 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

It's a condition?

Maybe CJ is saying…….. I got a bad case of the “gold tooth” man

"We couldn't beat the Chiefs, but we damn near killed their horse"
John Madden 1975 Chiefs-42 Raiders-10

by Chiefs_40 on Feb 17, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions

It's an unfortunate condition caused by

having to much money and no taste.

Insert witty yet thought provoking phrase here.

by Fozzyboyd on Feb 17, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions 7 recs

brush yo teef dawg

by Vince D on Feb 17, 2012 2:18 PM CST reply actions 2 recs

look at these here gold teeth…that’s what happens when you get paid….coo coo coo…

by kc571 on Feb 17, 2012 2:27 PM CST reply actions

Brush yo teeth!

by chiefs94 on Feb 17, 2012 2:27 PM CST reply actions

Lose the hat.

Chris, hate to say it, but your hat makes it look like you joined the Raiders. Lose the hat, and wear an Arrowhead.

by Robert Mayes on Feb 17, 2012 2:27 PM CST reply actions

Bowe – So, did your last contract not cover dental insurance?

by Robert Mayes on Feb 17, 2012 2:30 PM CST reply actions 3 recs

Here's how you do it DBowe... you hold out forever, then once you get paid... don't work as hard as you use to.

by Brad-KC on Feb 17, 2012 2:32 PM CST reply actions

And also hold out on oral hygiene.

"We couldn't beat the Chiefs, but we damn near killed their horse"
John Madden 1975 Chiefs-42 Raiders-10

by Chiefs_40 on Feb 17, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions

CJ: Look at my teefes, my golds is tight

Bowe: I think whoever hooked you up put some fake gold in cuz I see some green in there

Men succeed when they realize that their failures are the preparation for their victories.
Hammerfisting my own balls since 2006

by KingChief on Feb 17, 2012 2:32 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

I literally can't comment on this without feeling like a racist.

When you gotta go in the lion's den, you don't go quiet. You go in loud, kick the door down and say WHERE IS THE SONUVABITCH. -B. Billick

by Brsrkr on Feb 17, 2012 2:32 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

What no unfunny crack cocaine jokes for you?

Standing on the corner in a white Godfather hat. He drives a long black gangster Cadillac. He can steal a broads mind, man, in three or four minutes. It’s not how long you talk, brother, it’s what you put in it.

by HIV 2 Elway on Feb 17, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions

You're judging?

That’s epic.

"We couldn't beat the Chiefs, but we damn near killed their horse"
John Madden 1975 Chiefs-42 Raiders-10

by Chiefs_40 on Feb 17, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

Maybe I should have said "fuglyist."

When you gotta go in the lion's den, you don't go quiet. You go in loud, kick the door down and say WHERE IS THE SONUVABITCH. -B. Billick

by Brsrkr on Feb 17, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions

lol

by shaytron on Feb 17, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions

CJ : Maaaaaan im as high as a birrddd!
Bowe : You shoulda used that visine i gave you bru!

by Football_GURU on Feb 17, 2012 2:43 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

twitch

dropped ball

There are no stupid questions just stupid people

by IPWT2009 on Feb 17, 2012 2:44 PM CST reply actions

D. Bowe

Damn bruh, you ugly. You fell outta the ugly tree. Hit every branch and twig on the way down. Then your head smacked against the ugly rock. You just lucky that ugly rock had a little gold in it.

Follow @Chief_Wildcat

by Chief Willie Wildcat on Feb 17, 2012 2:53 PM CST reply actions 4 recs

Yeah, bronze teef are cool, but you probably should have gone gold.

"saints_chiefsfan1979 is a genius" - yes, I lost a bet.

by Tomahawk29 on Feb 17, 2012 2:57 PM CST reply actions 3 recs

D. Bowe

Yo Chris, with that grill and them dreads, whachu tryin’ to be, a pimp daddy pirate?

Follow @Chief_Wildcat

by Chief Willie Wildcat on Feb 17, 2012 3:05 PM CST reply actions 2 recs

Chin Strap Beards

Hilarious.

by KeyboardGato on Feb 17, 2012 3:31 PM CST reply actions

To Dwayne Bowe in his best Mike Tyson voice:

I’m coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I’m just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"

"It's still real to me dammit!"

by Matt in KC on Feb 17, 2012 3:48 PM CST reply actions 3 recs

You know how BJ said a Honda is still a Honda

well your still a Mini Cooper, true your the deluxe expensive package, but JC on the other hand theres a true Murcielago

-After this OC fiasco if the Chiefs dont WIN a playoff game in 2012 FIRE SCOTT PIOLI-
-Kool Aid drinking Cassel Believer-
(7-9) My record of picking Chiefs games before the season
(12-4) My Chiefs before the season prediction

Thunder Win-Loss 2011-2012 record (52-14)
Western division champs
NBA Champs over Miami Heat

by slackator on Feb 17, 2012 3:53 PM CST reply actions

Chris whispers to Dwayne...

“I did it mang!”
D.Bowe: “Did what?”
C. Johnson: “Hid that snicker bar wrapper under the steps in the facility!”
D. Bowe: “Frealz?”
C. Johnson: “Yeah dogg. These teeth don’t lie bruh!”

by GITM on Feb 17, 2012 3:53 PM CST reply actions 2 recs

"Hell yeah ya' have brocholii in yo' grill!!!"

*Follow me @ChiefsatWar (Twitter)

Clark Hunt & Pioli, get some KING KONG BALLS and move up to draft a QB in the 1st RD of the 2012 NFL Draft: RG3 or Luck.

by ChiefsatWar on Feb 17, 2012 3:57 PM CST reply actions

:CJs voice all done in Lil John tone:

Bowe: " Whos your dentist. He did fabulous work"

CJ: "WHATTT!!

Bowe:“Whos your dentist”

CJ: "WHATTT!!

Bowe: " Your fucking dentist fool"

CJ:" WHATT!!

Bowe: " you suck"

CJ:" OKAYYYY!!

by TheScreenName on Feb 17, 2012 4:07 PM CST reply actions 6 recs

Winner winner chicken dinner.

rec

"We couldn't beat the Chiefs, but we damn near killed their horse"
John Madden 1975 Chiefs-42 Raiders-10

by Chiefs_40 on Feb 17, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions

Listen to me very carefully Dwayne

Guaranteed money is great, but make sure they include dental.

by Sam D on Feb 17, 2012 4:11 PM CST reply actions

CJ : Here come's the money....

Meh...
I don't only want to stand out here when we get our asses kicked... I like to stand out here when we kick somebody else's ass... Big Win, Big Win ~ Todd Haley
@w_a_watts

by Chief-blinders-on on Feb 17, 2012 4:28 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

Yo Dawg

Dont get a grill…Shit looks retarded

TOUCHDDDOOOWWWNNN KANSAS CITY!

by Rac_City29 on Feb 17, 2012 4:31 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

Yo CJ,

Our star SS majored in dentistry in college. He could prolly help you out dawg.

"saints_chiefsfan1979 is a genius" - yes, I lost a bet.

by Tomahawk29 on Feb 17, 2012 4:42 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

He did?

by TheScreenName on Feb 17, 2012 4:45 PM CST up reply actions

Hardcore fan you are

you even know what they majored in. Bravo, sir

by TheScreenName on Feb 17, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions

Tis the season.

Reading through some current scouting reports so I decided to relive the past and look at some of our current players college reports.

"saints_chiefsfan1979 is a genius" - yes, I lost a bet.

by Tomahawk29 on Feb 17, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions

I hear ya

interesting stuff. Seems the more I hear about Berry, the more I like him.

by TheScreenName on Feb 17, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions

The guy drinks Hi C by the gallon. Must not have learned much.

"Hater" is a term used by weak-minded people in the face of legitimate criticism.

by JComp11 on Feb 17, 2012 5:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions

That explains the acne

I was once fired from a job two days after I waited on Matt Cassel and his wife Lauren Killian. Totally my AP moment to remember. Unfortunately also one of my stupidest moments.

by Chiefs_swagger on Feb 17, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions

Does he really?

lol.

"saints_chiefsfan1979 is a genius" - yes, I lost a bet.

by Tomahawk29 on Feb 17, 2012 5:26 PM CST up reply actions

I want DA GOLD!

by ExRoyalsFan on Feb 17, 2012 4:50 PM CST reply actions 4 recs

I found waldo

by TheScreenName on Feb 17, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

Gold caps in my mouf

Gold staples ’tween my cheeks

One end out the other gold be joinin’ me when I eat

I was once fired from a job two days after I waited on Matt Cassel and his wife Lauren Killian. Totally my AP moment to remember. Unfortunately also one of my stupidest moments.

by Chiefs_swagger on Feb 17, 2012 5:04 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

CJ" Hey, you ever seen the back of a 20 dollar bill? Ever seen the back of a 20 dollar bill on weed? There’s a little guy in bushes! Does he have a gun?I dont know? Red Team Go!!"

by TheScreenName on Feb 17, 2012 5:04 PM CST reply actions 1 recs