Third Shift Open Thread
by Chris Thorman on Feb 16, 2012 9:19 PM CST
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It's tough to follow Flowers24's post about his dog and the Chiefs, so just go read it and then hug your dog.
This is your open thread for the evening. Use it to talk about whatever you'd like.
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Bulls fan?
I’m a Bulls fan, and I swear the people at Blog a Bull hate that guy.
by wustl_chiefs_fan on Feb 16, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions
I hate people who drive slow
Then when you go to pass them, speed up
by TheScreenName on Feb 16, 2012 9:24 PM CST via mobile reply actions 3 recs
I hate people who speed up to cut you off and block you
When you have your blinker on trying to change lanes.
I hate people who dont like when I text and drive
But allows this lady next to me to cover her face in make up
by TheScreenName on Feb 16, 2012 9:38 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
just be a bus :)
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by Shanghai_Chiefs on Feb 16, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
I hate John Gruden
I even hate spelling Gruden cuz I have to look it up to spell it
by TheScreenName on Feb 16, 2012 9:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Lol, RAC'd.
"[Jamaal Charles] probably fights crime in his spare time while inhaling carbon emissions, exhaling oxygen, and crapping oil. That’s how awesome he is. Not just good for the Chiefs, but America."
- MNchiefsfan
btw, that extension for chrome works like a dream. tyvm
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by Shanghai_Chiefs on Feb 16, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions
yup. it auto hosts them through imgur as well.
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by Shanghai_Chiefs on Feb 16, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I tested it.
Seemed to work okay, though the alert is annoying. The one I’m using in Firefox doesn’t bother me with that. Glad it’s working for you, though.
small price to pay. helped in the dog thread.
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by Shanghai_Chiefs on Feb 16, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions
My latest toy
is an extension for easily searching images on Google. Great for identifying photos, finding higher resolution versions and finding similar images. Good stuff.
On a mission trying to find Mr. Warren G?
Do we go fetal and beg for mercy? Or do we pick up that broken piece of pipe laying on the ground and come up swinging? I choose pipe.
Sober (again) since January 10th, 2011.
by nateforchiefs on Feb 16, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions
RIP Nate Dogg
Me and Matt Cassel just - you up, dog!
by ChiefWarPaint on Feb 16, 2012 10:35 PM CST up reply actions
Story time.
So when Nate Dogg died I texted a buddy of mine and let him know the news, unbeknownst to be me my name in my buddys phone is “Nate Dogg”. My friend though that someone was using my phone to text him that I had died, he started freaking out and called my phone trying to learn what happened. I couldn’t answer because I was at work at the time so he started calling some friends of ours and then they started freaking out….
Lo and behold, I was and still am alive.
Do we go fetal and beg for mercy? Or do we pick up that broken piece of pipe laying on the ground and come up swinging? I choose pipe.
Sober (again) since January 10th, 2011.
by nateforchiefs on Feb 16, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions
Well at least the story had a happy ending
Can’t say that for a lot of people these days.
Me and Matt Cassel just - you up, dog!
by ChiefWarPaint on Feb 16, 2012 10:53 PM CST up reply actions
I posed this question earlier, but it didn't get really get answered and I'm legitimately curious if I'm off my rocker or not.
Since the free agent right tackle class is so lacking, what about going after Vernon Carey? He was Miami’s right guard last season but before that he played right tackle for them. Plus he’s got the Brian Daboll connection. He’s 30, so he’s not a long term fix but I think it could work.
Thoughts?
"[Jamaal Charles] probably fights crime in his spare time while inhaling carbon emissions, exhaling oxygen, and crapping oil. That’s how awesome he is. Not just good for the Chiefs, but America."
- MNchiefsfan
I hate Carey,Miami,
and any connection to Daboll. Hell, I hate Daboll.
by TheScreenName on Feb 16, 2012 9:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Any reason why?
Is it just that you wish we had hired a different offensive coordinator or is there more to it than that?
"[Jamaal Charles] probably fights crime in his spare time while inhaling carbon emissions, exhaling oxygen, and crapping oil. That’s how awesome he is. Not just good for the Chiefs, but America."
- MNchiefsfan
I hate it when that happens.
"[Jamaal Charles] probably fights crime in his spare time while inhaling carbon emissions, exhaling oxygen, and crapping oil. That’s how awesome he is. Not just good for the Chiefs, but America."
- MNchiefsfan
I hate it when people hate things
Me and Matt Cassel just - you up, dog!
by ChiefWarPaint on Feb 16, 2012 10:37 PM CST up reply actions
i hate people who hate people
Who hate things…also hate lil boys who wear war paint to look cool
by TheScreenName on Feb 16, 2012 11:08 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Hey Warpaint is the name of a Beautiful Horse sir!
BEAUTIFUL!!!
Me and Matt Cassel just - you up, dog!
by ChiefWarPaint on Feb 16, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions
Not a ridiculous idea, I guess. We’re in the perfect spot to draft a RT so having a veteran who can play tackle and guard wouldn’t be a bad idea.
"Hater" is a term used by weak-minded people in the face of legitimate criticism.
Exactly.
He could play RT if we drafted a guard, or we could theoretically take a tackle and move him to RG and have Asamoah play LG (or vice-versa).
"[Jamaal Charles] probably fights crime in his spare time while inhaling carbon emissions, exhaling oxygen, and crapping oil. That’s how awesome he is. Not just good for the Chiefs, but America."
- MNchiefsfan
Yeah, but I’d rather draft a RT that high and get a FA G instead of a FA RT.
"Hater" is a term used by weak-minded people in the face of legitimate criticism.
That’s about the nicest thing I’ve been called all day.
"Hater" is a term used by weak-minded people in the face of legitimate criticism.
Was that intentional?
I’m laughing way more than I should that you want a FA G instead of a FA RT.
by wustl_chiefs_fan on Feb 16, 2012 9:58 PM CST up reply actions
Could we get both?
Do we go fetal and beg for mercy? Or do we pick up that broken piece of pipe laying on the ground and come up swinging? I choose pipe.
Sober (again) since January 10th, 2011.
by nateforchiefs on Feb 16, 2012 10:43 PM CST up reply actions
Meh
I go to bed after Jon Stewarts first segment,
by craig in calgary on Feb 16, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions
Yea...look how much they helped Whitney, Heath and Amy...
To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.
I've had the same dream every night this week. I think it means that the spring season flopped and my subconscious has gone into reruns.
by chiefsandcigars on Feb 17, 2012 6:46 AM CST up reply actions
He has to go take revenge on the man who murdered his family.
Shouldn’t take more than a couple months.
"[Jamaal Charles] probably fights crime in his spare time while inhaling carbon emissions, exhaling oxygen, and crapping oil. That’s how awesome he is. Not just good for the Chiefs, but America."
- MNchiefsfan
He's running for president
Me and Matt Cassel just - you up, dog!
by ChiefWarPaint on Feb 16, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions
I guess his Mom who's 91 is dying
Or Ailing.
Me and Matt Cassel just - you up, dog!
by ChiefWarPaint on Feb 17, 2012 3:48 AM CST up reply actions
So has anyone heard of this Heart Attack Grill
out here in Vegas? They quad.bypass burger is 8000 calories.. About a week ago some guy got a heart attack while eating there. He lived.
The concept seems cool ( waitresses are nurses, orders are perscribtions, yada yada), but food is fatty as hell.
by TheScreenName on Feb 16, 2012 9:53 PM CST via mobile reply actions
they cook the fries in lard
They also put 20 slices of bacon on one of the burgers…if you weigh over 375 lbs or so, you eat free. Sounds like a fucking fat farm
by TheScreenName on Feb 16, 2012 10:02 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Thought that was at the one in Dallas. Either way I’ve heard it’s pretty good, just not not healthy.
"Hater" is a term used by weak-minded people in the face of legitimate criticism.
Looks like it was Vegas. Says the one in Dallas is closed now because they didn’t pay rent.
"Hater" is a term used by weak-minded people in the face of legitimate criticism.
if they kept the theme
But served normal burgers, i think they would do better
by TheScreenName on Feb 16, 2012 10:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
My apartment is the worst apartment ever.
So the other day our toilet overflowed or leaked or something. Thankfully I wasn’t there, but apparently dirty water got all over and soaked this bathroom mat that we have.
So I ran the mat through the washer and dryer. But for whatever reason, it broke the dryer. I called the landlord today in between classes to get somebody to fix it, and he started lecturing me on the toilet. He told me that only waste and toilet paper should go in it, and if your taking such a big dump that it clogs it then you need to flush half way through doing your business.
The problem is that my roommate takes baby-sized dumps. I’m amazed that I haven’t found him on the bathroom floor in a pool of blood crying in agony. I have no idea how he does it.
by wustl_chiefs_fan on Feb 16, 2012 9:55 PM CST reply actions
oh wow hahaha
I’d still put your apartment against my house, though.
Our plumbing stopped working this summer and our landlord (a lady about 150 years old) just told us to pour some bleach down it. Yeah, OK.
So our plumbing remained fucked, obviously. At the same time, our air stopped working and it was H-O-T HOT down here this summer. Me and my roomate would seriously go to the store just to walk around in the air conditioning and take a dump all in one stop. Ha. Wow…
by bamachief5558 on Feb 16, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions
Sounds like my apartment in reverse.
Mine’s owned by a 100 year old man, and our heater broke in winter.
by wustl_chiefs_fan on Feb 16, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
oh no heat either.
there’s actually a vent (the air was just a matter of a window unit) in the floor for heat, but there’s a gas leak. So yeah no heat.
Haha space heaters do the trick though.
by bamachief5558 on Feb 16, 2012 11:13 PM CST up reply actions
Cap space
This sounds promising.. atleast I hope it shows some promise for FA.http://www.kcchiefs.com/news/article-2/Chiefs-activate-salary-cap-carry-over-clause/e1174080-a8d2-4608-885a-35119b2a80bb
i bought a samsung 58 "plasma a year ago
And its already fucking up. So called samsung and part was going to take couple weeks to get here. They offered me an exchange for the same tv except a year newer at no cost.. Now, its taking fucking forever to get here.
Samsung customer service blows..thats being nice
by TheScreenName on Feb 16, 2012 10:07 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Yeah those TVs aren't the greatest
Sony, LG, Bravia, those are pretty good long-term tvs. But damn a 58’’? Lucky bastard!
samsung and panisonic are rated top two in plasma
So i figured what the hell… Should went with the panny.
by TheScreenName on Feb 16, 2012 10:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
this pic represents my feelings this offseason so far.....
cool website by the way: http://cinemagraphcollection.com/index.php
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by Shanghai_Chiefs on Feb 16, 2012 10:26 PM CST reply actions
nice
here’s Pioli telling us to trust him:
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by Shanghai_Chiefs on Feb 16, 2012 10:39 PM CST up reply actions
I would trust that face.
Do we go fetal and beg for mercy? Or do we pick up that broken piece of pipe laying on the ground and come up swinging? I choose pipe.
Sober (again) since January 10th, 2011.
by nateforchiefs on Feb 16, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions
wheres the right hand going?
by TheScreenName on Feb 16, 2012 11:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Heeeeeeeere's Johnny!
Me and Matt Cassel just - you up, dog!
by ChiefWarPaint on Feb 16, 2012 11:39 PM CST up reply actions
-
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by Shanghai_Chiefs on Feb 16, 2012 10:37 PM CST up reply actions
yeah... the trailer made me (see image directly above)
have you seen this Iron Sky shit? WTF….
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by Shanghai_Chiefs on Feb 16, 2012 10:43 PM CST up reply actions
Good.
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by Shanghai_Chiefs on Feb 16, 2012 10:48 PM CST up reply actions
Well I ran into my 8th Grade Teacher
after all this time while I was at work. Damn that was weird.
And I had to pull an extra hour and a half and now I am beat. Plus I need a reason to use this…
by ForeverRanger91 on Feb 16, 2012 10:41 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Worst day ever.
Man I love seeing that.
Do we go fetal and beg for mercy? Or do we pick up that broken piece of pipe laying on the ground and come up swinging? I choose pipe.
Sober (again) since January 10th, 2011.
by nateforchiefs on Feb 16, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions
I remember Rivers trying to say that he was saying Play
made me laugh.
Me and Matt Cassel just - you up, dog!
by ChiefWarPaint on Feb 16, 2012 10:50 PM CST up reply actions
Some people here argued that as well.
Just look at his lips, when we make the “P” sound as in ‘Paper’ or ‘Play’ we have to put our lips together, he never does that.
Do we go fetal and beg for mercy? Or do we pick up that broken piece of pipe laying on the ground and come up swinging? I choose pipe.
Sober (again) since January 10th, 2011.
by nateforchiefs on Feb 16, 2012 10:53 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah he's definitely saying day
Oh Rivers, why you have to be so funny?
You know he never curses? Hilarity ensues when you watch him mic’d up.
Me and Matt Cassel just - you up, dog!
by ChiefWarPaint on Feb 16, 2012 10:54 PM CST up reply actions
Did we get any confirmation on exactly what was wrong with him?
He was 27:20 for the year. That was the same amount of TD’s Cassel had last year but 13 more INT’s. I remember when he threw back to back picks against GB.
by ForeverRanger91 on Feb 16, 2012 11:01 PM CST up reply actions
His OL was turrible, and he was dealing with injuries I believe
THen they got Gaither and started beasting.
Me and Matt Cassel just - you up, dog!
by ChiefWarPaint on Feb 16, 2012 11:05 PM CST up reply actions
Still didn't stop him from Choking
like he did the year before. It was simple. Win and you stay alive. He got hot against a Ravens team who was without Ray Lewis and a Jacksonville team who had no offense to speak of and half their defense on IR.
by ForeverRanger91 on Feb 16, 2012 11:10 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah well Rivers is the most epic of chokes
Me and Matt Cassel just - you up, dog!
by ChiefWarPaint on Feb 16, 2012 11:10 PM CST up reply actions
Hopefully it wasn't that one who ended up getting caught with child porn.
by wustl_chiefs_fan on Feb 16, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions
Nope not him.
I still think he was a dumbass for that. Nope Ms. Jordan.
Funny story about that teacher, my Social Studies class beat his class in a competition about the Constitution. The final score shouldn’t have been that close because I was answering questions under my breath before anyone guessed.
by ForeverRanger91 on Feb 16, 2012 10:49 PM CST up reply actions
I was in his social studies class O.o
Of course he was a dumb ass. Who in their right mind would try to destroy their porn by throwing it in a fish tank?
by wustl_chiefs_fan on Feb 16, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions
It was a jepordy type deal.
It isn’t for throwing his porn in the fish tank, it was for even having it on the schools computer.
by ForeverRanger91 on Feb 16, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions
To get Google Chrome, or to not get Google Chrome
Now that is the question
Me and Matt Cassel just - you up, dog!
I just don't like Google having even more information on me then they already do
Would be my main gripe.
Me and Matt Cassel just - you up, dog!
by ChiefWarPaint on Feb 16, 2012 10:48 PM CST up reply actions
Or you could look at it like this
They already have it, what more harm can they do?
Do we go fetal and beg for mercy? Or do we pick up that broken piece of pipe laying on the ground and come up swinging? I choose pipe.
Sober (again) since January 10th, 2011.
by nateforchiefs on Feb 16, 2012 10:51 PM CST up reply actions
Very true
I’ve got Safari and Firefox, but am getting tired of them tbh.
Me and Matt Cassel just - you up, dog!
by ChiefWarPaint on Feb 16, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions
Chrome is awesome!
Providing COLOR commentary for Arrowhead Pride! AKA The Picture Diva!
"I am a femme fatale, my dear."- Carla Bruni-Sarkozy
"Meow!"- Cat Woman
is that Momma and/or the Fratelli Mom?
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by Shanghai_Chiefs on Feb 16, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions
Yes I do believe so
Don’t know the movie though
Me and Matt Cassel just - you up, dog!
by ChiefWarPaint on Feb 16, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions
All I can say about today is...
Meh
Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur!
I am mildly cheered by these ^^
Thx Tarkus
Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur!
I'm not cheered at all.
Maybe a couple more could help…
by wustl_chiefs_fan on Feb 16, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions
anyone hear of the new pepper
Created in new mexico? They say its hotter then the ghost pepper..went through 4 pairs of latex in the lab
by TheScreenName on Feb 16, 2012 11:11 PM CST via mobile reply actions
My friend grows Ghost Chilis, and uses them in his Suicide Wing Sauce at his restaraunt along with a bunch of other hot stuff
They are seriously no joke, had me pooping fire after only eating two.
Me and Matt Cassel just - you up, dog!
by ChiefWarPaint on Feb 16, 2012 11:14 PM CST up reply actions
I hope it wasn't a truck stop bathroom
because something like that could cause the whole place to go up.
by ForeverRanger91 on Feb 16, 2012 11:17 PM CST up reply actions
yea i seen man vs food and he hate wings with that
Cant imagine how that shit feels..
These new scorpion peppers are even hotter then the ghost..not sure what the point is
by TheScreenName on Feb 16, 2012 11:17 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Oh the wings were fantastic tasting
Hotter then fire, but delicious. And he double frys them for that extra crispiness, damn its making my mouth water.
The real challenge begins 12 hours later.
He’s actually got a Man vs Food challenge, eating 10 of these things in 5 minutes. Haven’t worked myself up to it yet.
Me and Matt Cassel just - you up, dog!
by ChiefWarPaint on Feb 16, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions
I was in a freezer yesterday and it burned like hell.
If by challenge you mean that you may have to call hazmat then yes.
by ForeverRanger91 on Feb 16, 2012 11:25 PM CST up reply actions
Meow!!!!!!!!!!!
Providing COLOR commentary for Arrowhead Pride! AKA The Picture Diva!
"I am a femme fatale, my dear."- Carla Bruni-Sarkozy
"Meow!"- Cat Woman
The black cat was doing so well...
Until the end. The orange cat played the rope-a-dope!
by O.C.ChiefsFan on Feb 17, 2012 12:10 AM CST up reply actions
better than Reel Steel
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by Shanghai_Chiefs on Feb 17, 2012 12:19 AM CST up reply actions
avoid like the plague
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by Shanghai_Chiefs on Feb 17, 2012 12:40 AM CST up reply actions
I used to watch that show
Don’t know why I stopped, it was actually pretty funny.
Me and Matt Cassel just - you up, dog!
by ChiefWarPaint on Feb 16, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions
last I knew it's still on
Season 2 just came out on DVD in the last couple of months
"Nah. Basket weaving was too hard, so I changed to journalism." - Joe Namath, in response to a jibe about whether he had majored in basket weaving.
Lady Chief Random GIF
Providing COLOR commentary for Arrowhead Pride! AKA The Picture Diva!
"I am a femme fatale, my dear."- Carla Bruni-Sarkozy
"Meow!"- Cat Woman
Haha
needed a good laugh after reading Flowers post
by O.C.ChiefsFan on Feb 16, 2012 11:50 PM CST up reply actions
oops
Replied in the wrong spot. Still kinda new here lol
by O.C.ChiefsFan on Feb 16, 2012 11:59 PM CST up reply actions
no worries about posting in wrong spot
for those still up and need some awesome: http://www.funnyordie.com/lists/235686ac80/the-25-best-ron-swanson-gifs-on-the-internet
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by Shanghai_Chiefs on Feb 17, 2012 12:39 AM CST up reply actions
Nice
Favorite was the burger one. Made me lol
by O.C.ChiefsFan on Feb 17, 2012 12:49 AM CST up reply actions
that or the drunken dance
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by Shanghai_Chiefs on Feb 17, 2012 12:51 AM CST up reply actions
wrong spot again lol
I’m blaming it on the bottom reply box… it just calls my name!
by O.C.ChiefsFan on Feb 17, 2012 1:06 AM CST up reply actions
meh
now if you were OCD.Chief, then maybe you’d be more careful :)
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by Shanghai_Chiefs on Feb 17, 2012 1:09 AM CST up reply actions
haha
but danger is my middle name. I don’t know the definition of this strange “careful” word :-)
by O.C.ChiefsFan on Feb 17, 2012 1:12 AM CST up reply actions
UH OH... WHAT TO MAKE OF THIS?
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by Shanghai_Chiefs on Feb 17, 2012 2:19 AM CST reply actions
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