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Top 10 Reasons Why Ricky Stanzi Will Not Play This Year

I'm sure there is a perfectly good reason why Ricky Stanzi isn't playing this year...but I can't think of it, so try these:



#10. Has been placed on double secret probation. Will not appear again until the homecoming parade.

#9. Scott Pioli has "hair envy".

#8. Chiefs front office is afraid that "If you don't love it, you can leave it" may confuse players coming up on free agency.

#7. Romeo Crennel has discovered the little known "Scrabble Rule" in which a quarter back with the last initial of a "Q" must be followed by a quarterback with a first initial of "U".

#6. Jim Zorn is patiently awaiting the day he takes over as head coach before unleashing Ameri-Stanzi.

#5. Dear God, we could win...and that would ruin everything we've worked for.

#4. The Chiefs are afraid that Stanzi's pro-America stance will discourage foreign markets.

#3. I don't know.

#2. While tapping Todd Haley's phone, it was discovered that Ricky Stanzi is a Soviet spy.

#1. Because nobody likes to hear "I told ya so".

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Arrowhead Pride's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Arrowhead Pride writers or editors.

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