I have tickets to this Sunday's game. I'm going because I have friends from India in who have never seen an American football game. How depressing is that? I'm taking them to a Chiefs game NOW. What I am interested in seeing:

1. How empty is the stadium?
2. How much black is being worn either coordinated or as a hangover from yesterday?
3. How bad do we lose to the Broncos?
4. Will Chad Henne lead the Jags to their 2nd win (on my phone), securing us the first pick in the draft?

The only way I could be more disgusted is if I ate a KFC Famous Bowl.