from the ground up. We'll call it some catchy name like the Process or The Right 70,000. It will be a needlessly long procedure. WAIT ! There it is! The Procedure. Moving forward, the Procedure will be needlessly long, drowned by erroneous quips and rules of the pragmatic nature. Can we simply kick out the fans that are too drunk to walk and pisses everyone off every week? NO no new new new! Nobody's going to tell us what a bad fan is. We stand by that overweight goober that pukes over the rail shouting obscenities at the players. Thick and thin - because gosh darnit - he's our drunken asshat and it's just gonna cost too much to get rid of him. Replace him with a better - good fan? WOAAH WOAAH WOAHHH we have some convoluted message we're trying to prove here, man! We have awesome fans in the minors that will come to fruition in six years here - trust the Procedure.
Don't ask me to make any of this logical - it just doesn’t have to be. I am the Kansas City Sports fan, an nobody on this planet besides me ever knew anything about being a fan except me.