This weekend was the main event during the bye week for at least one Chiefs fan -- namely Joel Thorman, editor of Arrowhead Pride. If you've been around AP long enough, you know that Joel scheduled his wedding day on the Chiefs bye week. But just because he's away from his typical day-to-day responsibilities at AP doesn't mean that we can't get at least a glimpse of what he's up to.
The good news is that former Star columnist and current Washington Post writer Kent Babb was on hand to live tweet the event. You can also see a nice photo from the ceremony above (not really). Here's Babb's take on the #APWedding:
Thinking of live-tweeting this @arrowheadpride wedding. Hasn't even started yet, & Joel has already embarrassed himself by wearing a beard.— Kent Babb (@kentbabb) October 20, 2012
Nice enough entrance by the groom, but it would've better if he'd dropped from rafters like late-90s Sting. Then whooped the nWo/groomsmen.— Kent Babb (@kentbabb) October 20, 2012
Bride's parents give permission, questionably, to marry @arrowheadpride. Remainder of wedding now being conducted under protest.— Kent Babb (@kentbabb) October 20, 2012
Certainly not surprisingly, @arrowheadpride's grotesque cheapness works its way into the pastor's blessing.— Kent Babb (@kentbabb) October 20, 2012
.@christhorman's mustache has won this wedding in a blowout. Somewhere, Tom Selleck is proud.— Kent Babb (@kentbabb) October 20, 2012
Well, they're married. That poor woman. No, that's not a capybara in the bed next to you. That's Beardo's facial hair.— Kent Babb (@kentbabb) October 20, 2012
Yes, @arrowheadpride performed a first dance. And, yes, I've seen earthquakes with more grace.— Kent Babb (@kentbabb) October 21, 2012
And Joel's proper response?