Well, hello. I've missed you, but in a not-so-needy-way.
Really, are the peeps that only get in the way during the season gone now? Yes? Fucking awesome.
So, my fellow sane AP members, would you like to imbibe everything that makes us not only fans, but also friends?
Should this next sentence be a question too? I totally just screwed that up. Do know that I blame you. I actually blame you twice, because that is what makes guilt into hate...and deflecting it covers my deficiencies as a man, and I'm sticking with that approach. Kisses!!!!
Alright, getting to the point:
1) I promised Unicorns, so thee are healed and can die happy:
2) And the actual point to this, if you are a Chiefs fan, and you like to joke around, and you aren't a unicorn (because you wouldn't be able to type on a keyboard anyway)...post your twitter handle in the comments. I will follow you, Mr. or Miss Dreamy McDreamerson.
I think it would be cool to have a semi-directory of awesome AP Chiefs fans on twitter that everyone can follow or unfollow at their discretion. Therefore, it must happen.
Also, rec this post for posterity so we all can mingle and share our late night embarrassments with each other. Seriously, from personal experience on AP, they are the best moments.
WARNING: If you follow me, be prepared to unfollow me.
In summation, post your twitter for much offseason fun and shame. I present my final argument, get on this foolz. I'M BACK! And I'm not afraid to point a loaded gun at my own junk. THAT'S HOW I ROLL!!!