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by Joel Thorman on Jan 31, 2012 12:52 PM CST
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Victor Cruz was a nobody entering the NFL and now he's one of the most important players on a team that has a shot to win the Super Bowl.
What's Cruz saying in the picture above?
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That TACO was this big,
I had to tie a two by four around me, so I wouldn’t get lost.
RonSkitzo FOR PREZ BRAH
My other goofy-ass looking hat is THIS big.
My earliest Chiefs memories are watching guys named Dawson, Podolak, Taylor, Thomas, Bell, and Buchanan. So, yeah...I'm kind of an old fart.
how the fuck did you guys not see me coming from last years preseason?
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
by ArrowSkull on Jan 31, 2012 12:56 PM CST via mobile reply actions
undale,undale
I am Speedy Gonzalez, My cousin plays for the Pats, Slow Pok Ocho Cinco.
RonSkitzo FOR PREZ BRAH
by dbakerku on Jan 31, 2012 12:57 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
How do you dale something in the first place?
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
by ArrowSkull on Jan 31, 2012 12:59 PM CST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Thank you, I'm a high school drop out.
or maybe I should spell it THINK you since I’m an idiot. LOL
RonSkitzo FOR PREZ BRAH
I got it.
Just being facetious.
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
by ArrowSkull on Jan 31, 2012 1:05 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You have to remember, I'm stupid
does facetious mean asshole ? LOL
RonSkitzo FOR PREZ BRAH
Still only the second best picture of a football player with something funny on their head.
"[Jamaal Charles] probably fights crime in his spare time while inhaling carbon emissions, exhaling oxygen, and crapping oil. That’s how awesome he is. Not just good for the Chiefs, but America."
- MNchiefsfan
by MtHammer on Jan 31, 2012 12:59 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
"See, they told me the tunnel would be THIS big".
"There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub". - Louis CK
I love Speedy Gonzales
Providing COLOR commentary for Arrowhead Pride! AKA The Picture Diva!
"I am not embarrassed to be with a younger man, except when I drop him off at school."-Angie Dickinson, veteran vixen
by LadyChief on Jan 31, 2012 1:05 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Yeah my name is Ricky bobby
I don’t know what to do with my hands when I’m talking…..
How long should you try? Until.
- Jim Rohn
by Matt_Grbac on Jan 31, 2012 1:05 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I wake up in the morning and piss excellence.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I will beat every Pats DB by this much on Sunday
Men succeed when they realize that their failures are the preparation for their victories.
Hammerfisting my own balls since 2006
by KingChief on Jan 31, 2012 1:12 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Chimichanga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Providing COLOR commentary for Arrowhead Pride! AKA The Picture Diva!
"I am not embarrassed to be with a younger man, except when I drop him off at school."-Angie Dickinson, veteran vixen
He just learned eli's real name is
elisha
#realtalk
by LHO on Jan 31, 2012 1:18 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
"So I'm 20 hours into this Peyote trip...."
“and I look over and Eli’s head is HUGE… I mean seriously, it looked like it was ‘this big’. I know I was trippin but, I told Eli that if he didn’t get that Strawberry Blow-Pop out of his mouth his head was going to explode. But Eli was like ‘no way man, if I take this Blow-Pop out of my mouth that giant lizard over in the corner was going to eat both of us’. I trust him so I let him keep on keepin’ on and just covered my eyes for like 5 minutes in case his head did explode… I didn’t want to get brains and shit all over my clothes. But it never popped, he kept it cool.. and he kept us safe from that damn lizard, that’s for sure. It was all good.
Next question?"
by Ochophosphate on Jan 31, 2012 1:36 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
"And I said no man you don't understand...........
my head is like this big…………….and they still gave me this little tiny sombrero!"
"The Hammer"
Hello my name is Dave Chappelle
You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Me and Matt Cassel just - you up, dog!
by ChiefWarPaint on Jan 31, 2012 1:43 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Now that you mention it he does favor Dave a little bit
Men succeed when they realize that their failures are the preparation for their victories.
Hammerfisting my own balls since 2006
by KingChief on Jan 31, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm gonna one up David Tyree by catching a pass with a sombrero!
2012 Goal: Be invited to Lady Buttercup's spring ball.
2012 Resolution: To establish a better cravat collection than anyone else on AP.
2012 Wish: Chiefs Super Bowl
I have a headache and it's thisssss big. Anyone have an exedrin
Got to get paid and for players like cruz you promote what you can.
by KCNorm on Jan 31, 2012 2:08 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
They gave Eli a hat "this" big...
to match his ego.
2011 Chiefs record prediction: 7-9
by Kristospherein on Jan 31, 2012 2:11 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
When I was in Mexico...
I ate a taco this big… and once she cleaned up we went and had burritos!
by Stone Throwers on Jan 31, 2012 2:20 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Yup, its big, About this big.
No. I’ll get to my ego next.
RAC City. I predict an AFC West crown in 2012. If Cassel is not the QB, Chiefs will go deep into the playoffs and possibly make some sizable upsets. It all depends how healthy the team gets but Superbowl aspirations for sure.
by 58 was my friend on Jan 31, 2012 2:53 PM CST reply actions
S'cuse' me
I am about to surgically remove any hope that the Patriot’s secondary have of stopping me.
Keep on matrickl ... Keep on matrincl ... Keep on matripl ... GO CHIEFS!
by Halfbreed on Jan 31, 2012 3:12 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
"When I turned around, the ball was THIS big!"
“Its nice having a QB that knows how and when to get me the ball!”
Bleedin Red & Gold... and Purple... since 1992.
by chiefs_fan_forever on Jan 31, 2012 3:38 PM CST reply actions
La cookaracha la cookaracha
Fuck all you people in NYC
la cookaracha la cookaracha
Im taking my talents to KC
-Kool Aid drinking Cassel Believer-
(7-9) My record of picking Chiefs games before the season
(12-4) My Chiefs before the season prediction
Thunder Win-Loss 2011-2012 record (52-14)
Western division champs
NBA Champs over Miami Heat
It's twue! It's twue!
When you gotta go in the lion's den, you don't go quiet. You go in loud, kick the door down and say WHERE IS THE SONUVABITCH. -B. Billick
by Brsrkr on Jan 31, 2012 5:18 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Orale'!¡
A donde Es mi amigo Mas Cervezas?!??!¡!
"Stay Classy Kansas City"
by Mas Cervezas on Jan 31, 2012 9:26 PM CST via mobile reply actions
so to end this story i'm telling you all,
My headache on Seis de Mayo was this big.
"Nah. Basket weaving was too hard, so I changed to journalism." - Joe Namath, in response to a jibe about whether he had majored in basket weaving.
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